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It’s Election Day! Never Forget
Hooray, it’s Election Day! America finally gets to vote out the Democrats, even though voters have a more favorable opinion of Democrats than of Republicans. (Wait, what?) Erick Erickson is already gloating and offering to help you with your resume, because tomorrow John Boehner is going to fire everyone. (Unless you roll cigarettes/work at the [...]
Happy Belated Vote Birthday, Slatterns!
How the fuck did your Wonkette miss the fact that yesterday was the 90th anniversary of the day bitches got the right to fondle hanging chads? Sadly, half of your daily Wonkette Ladyteam is a Known Bad Feminist, and the other half is an ethereal artist who dwells in a secret elven workshop in Chicago, [...]
Wonkette’s 2008 Election Night Drinking Game!
World Collapsing Rapidly
Ahh, looks like that Bailout Compromise is going to pass in the House eas… ACK, it’s not going to pass. Well! The economy was fun while it lasted. You can watch exciting live footage of the vote at CNN.com. Now it’s 228 nay, 205 YAY. The Dow has dropped more than 600 points in the [...]
Vote For McCain, Because Some Other Guy Was Also Tortured
Florida Fat Cats Pulling Out All Stops For Voter Turnout
Louisiana Caucus Is Stupid, Inane Ritual
HR 847 To Save Santy Claus
OK, So Maybe Some Bridge Players Are Cool
Ron Paul Wins NY Straw Poll, NY a Stupid State
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