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Stupidest Men On The Internet Just Vomiting Ebola Errrewhere

Stupidest Man in the World Jim Hoft and Stupidest Guest-Blogger in the World Kristinn Taylor have done their part to help Americans concerned about the Texas Ebola case. They cut right through all the facts and medical information out...

It’s A Happy Nice Time Party Who Could Ask For More?

Hi there. Hiiiiiii. Do you like our new website? One commenter has already sussed out that it is like Buzzfeed but with looser editorial standards and a unicorn-vomit color scheme, which sounds just about exactly right, and pretty much...

Download a Free Copy of Wonkette’s Ayn Rand Graphic Novel

Did you know It was almost exactly one year ago that Ayn Rand's Adventures were first released upon this world? One year ago Ayn Rand set out on a 13-part time-traveling adventure filled with political intrigue, mescalin, and vomit. In...

Disgusting Daily Caller Guy Masturbates To Meghan McCain

Tucker Carlson has bagged him his very own humor columnist! Or at least we think so, as the few comments on this article seem to think it's "brilliant" and "funny." The Daily Caller's Jeff Winkler thinks he is a...

Ayn Kampf: The Ayn Rand Omnibus

Like so many great works of fiction -- The Canterbury Tales, Macbeth, and Sarah Palin's Twitter feed -- Ayn Rand's Adventures in Wonderland is not truly understood until one has read the thing dozens, nay, hundreds of times. It...

Never Forget: Ayn Rand’s Wild Ride

It is time for our final installment, in which Ayn must pay for her foul deeds ... and economic justice is most certainly served. If you wish to be tortured again, head back to the beginning. Your artist has...

Third Act Twist: Ayn Rand In the 21st Century

After nine episodes of Ayn's Adventures, you are probably so addicted to Mizz Rand's animal magnetism that you couldn't look away from this, our 10th episode, if you wanted to. For those of you yet to fall for Ayn's...

The Headfountain: Ayn Rand In the 21st Century

The third installment of Wonkette's Ayn Rand journalism comic is here! Vomit along with Ayn, by catching up with our first and second installments ... only then will you be prepared for Chapter III. Next Comic

Happy Fun Cuddly Cartoon Violence

By the Comics CurmudgeonNormally this feature only brings you terrifying visions of nightmare horror, like rivers of blood and naked Dick Cheney and such. Editorial cartoons are full of these things, because editorial cartoonists think that they're "edgy," and...

Future Perfect: Ayn Rand in the 21st Century

It's the second exciting installment of our new Graphic Novel Comix Adventure, Ayn Rand's Adventures In Wonderland. (Last week's episode is here in case you missed it because you were too busy "Goin' Galt.") Next Comic: Ayn's vomiting continues.

COMING SOON TO SARAH PALIN'S 'REAL AMERICAN STORIES': "PHILADELPHIA -- A New Jersey man is facing charges after police say he intentionally vomited on an 11-year-old girl and her father in the stands during a Philadelphia Phillies game." This...

Henry Paulson Has A Protein Spill, And Say Goodbye To Snail Mail

Remember when America was American as APPLE PIE, when you could call your congressman's office and enjoy the patriotic vibrations of MICHELE BACHMANN'S iTunes playlist while you were put on hold? Those days are over, because Caliph of the...

Pentagon Introduces New Vomit Ray