Tag: vladimir putin

Marco Rubio Condemning Chechnya’s Torture Of Gay Men Is Actually Really Fucking Impressive

Marco Rubio did a good thing, everyone!

Now *Senate* Intelligence Committee Dicking Around On Trump-Russia. Awesome.

We thought they were the grown-ups. We really thought so.

Not Even Trump Administration Dumb Enough To Let Exxon Drill Baby Drill With Russia

Team Trump makes an obvious choice! Damn, that's pretty presidential, isn't it?

Jason Chaffetz Might Quit Congress Early To Go To Fox News Or Jail

More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!

Sarah Palin’s Posse Grabs White House By Pussy, And It Is Classy As Fuque!

Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.

Everybody Hates Trump, Even Though He Made BIG BOMBS GO BOOM. Loser!

But Donald Trump thought doing bombs would make him presidential. :(

Jason Chaffetz Quitting Congress To Spend More Time Reading Hillary’s Emails

Jason Chaffetz won't seek re-election in 2018. BUT WHY?????

Everybody Calling Bullshit On Turkey’s Fake-Ass Election, Except Idiot Donald Trump

Is there a foreign dictator Trump DOESN'T love?

Oh Fuck Off, Fareed Zakaria

He's very upset liberals don't see Trump as presidential, now that he bombs things.

Idiot Trump Kids Have Big League Thoughts About Bombing Syria, So Yooge And Tremendous

Ivanka was very sad about the itty bitty babies and Eric says this proves Trump has no bad connections with Russia. We don't believe them for some weird reason.

Welcome To Your Shiny New War, America!

Airstrikes on Syria? What could possibly go wrong?

TrumpCare Back? Back Again?! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 6, 2017

Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!

‘Morning Joe’ Can’t Stop LOLing At Dumbass Blackwater Liar Erik Prince! Tee Hee Hee!

Joe and Mika have HAD IT with Trumpers and their lying.

How Guilty Is Jared Kushner Of Trump Russia Stuff, On A Scale Of One To His Dad?

The Senate Intelligence Committee wants to go to Jared! Is he in BIG TROUBLE MISTER?

Putin Just Sent Your New Boyfriend To Jail Again. HELLO, NEW BOYFRIEND.

Russian opposition guy is hot. Will continue to be hot IN JAIL.