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While you were all eating cornflakes and thinking about hamster porn early this week, Vladimir Putin was being a dick. I know, right, what...

Now that shriveled sex goblin Rupert Murdoch has married Texas supermodel Jerry Hall (gross), US Weekly is matchmaking for Murdoch's ex-wife, Wendi Deng (last...

Donald Trump is a horrific amalgamation of spray-tan contents, bile, and discarded golden retriever hair -- on this, we can all agree. He's advocated...

Dear friends, we are worried about our smartest brain surgeon to ever cut open brains and also run for Republican president of America, Ben...

Uh-oh, Cara Carleton "Carly The Liar" Fiorina has been opening her mouth again, and you know what happens when she does that. SHE LIES....

Sure, Vladimir Putin may be a murderous thug who, some say, poses such a gimungous threat to freedom and democracy and the US of A that...

Vladimir Putin knows of sexy, for he is sexiest man in all of universe. And he have opinion to share on American presidential election: It...

Lindsey Graham seems to have finally resigned himself to the cold hard reality that he has about as much chance of becoming the Republican...

That debate Tuesday night sure was somethin'! It was like, you know, Republicans, on a stage, and they were on the Fox Business Network,...

Guess former Texas governor and current GOP clown car rumble seat occupant Rick Perry doesn't like being called the second biggest stupid in the...

Turns out there's a heck of a lot of support for Texas secession. Not so much in Texas -- where, despite all Rick Perry's...

The Sarah Palin Channel is running out of things to say. The former governor of Alaska published less than six full minutes of content...

Greetings of day to you, illiterate Western scum! I, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, am happy to make speaking to you again here on Wonkette dot...

“Sometimes I think that maybe it would be best if our bear just sat still. Maybe he should stop chasing pigs and boars around...

On Thursday's Rachel Maddow Show, we learned that Vladimir Putin is quite happy with how his life is going, telling the Russian press that,...

Like all karate black belts, Vladimir Putin is incapable of anticipating anything. He's “not someone who sets strategic plans; he lives today.” He's as...

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