The best newspaper on the face of the earth — the Idaho Statesman — reports that some random gay people called the “National Gay and Lesbian Task Force” are trying to nix liberal bloggers’ would-be meal ticket: The Senate ethics investigation into Larry Craig. WHY? WHY MUST YOU HATE US, MEAN GAY PEOPLE?? MORE »

Louisiana Senator David Vitter will never resign, it seems. Why resign? He only fucked one of the DC Madam’s whores. Or maybe… maybe there was a history of sleeping with prostitutes? Well, in the video above from Hustler, ex-Lousiana prostitute Wendy Yow Ellis (working name: Wendy Cortez) discusses her history of sleep-ins with Vitter in the late 1990s, when he was a mere state legislator. No titties, though. You’ll have to buy the January Hustler for that. MORE »

Vitter is fucked. WTOP is reporting that alleged D.C. Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey, who is in no way is a self-promoter, wants to force Sen. David Vitter to tell a judge about his experiences with her escort service. We fully expect to finally hear Vitter wax poetic about late nights of dripping candle wax over nipples, Tabasco-soaked butt plugs and gentle pre-dawn floggings. Or, in other words, Tuesdays.
Madam Seeks to Subpoena Senator [WTOP] MORE »