Those of you who have been following the War on Paultards in the comments have probably seen an… anomaly… crowding the pack. It’s an angry guy who types in bold and caps, curses vehemently and throws numbers around freely while chewing away at his naysayers — but argues against the Paultards! This sort of brilliance doesn’t go unnoticed by Wonkette. We would like to appoint commenter Nick Farr (his name is also probably “Nick Farr”) the official Wonkette Commenter General in the War on Paultards. He replaces the interim de facto Wonkette Commenter General, who was also Nick Farr.

To welcome Nick Farr we’ve asked him to write a ceaselessly long, unedited and vicious rant against the Paultards. After the jump, Commenter General Nick Farr’s ceaselessly long, unedited and vicious rant against the Paultards. MORE »