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  AND TWINS!

Barack Obama Was Probably Banging Jill Kelley Obviously, Except For How He Is Gay

Well this is much better! Tampa nonsense queen Jill Kelley and her evil twin visited the White House three times this year, an administration official told AP. Obviously, this means President Barack Obama has been boning both of them, in the SitRoom, while eating popcorn and laughing while watching Christopher Stevens die. He did this because he is a murderer, obviously, but also probably to throw people off the scent of his Muslim homosexual marriage. Read more on Barack Obama Was Probably Banging Jill Kelley Obviously, Except For How He Is Gay…
 

John McCain’s Wild Iraqi Weekend!

Hey, remember that hilarious old man who is going to win the American Presidency by bombing everything except Florida? Our friend John McCain went to Iraq this weekend to wish its war a happy 5th birthday — and he took his lucky red hat with him! (His hat has magical bulletproof powers, and keeps his scalp from sliding off.) Join us for some delightful photos of John McCain and his whirlwind tour of the desert wasteland he loves even more than his “home” state of Arizona! Read more on John McCain’s Wild Iraqi Weekend!…