Robert Mueller is building something big, the FCC is killing net neutrality and the Lifeline, and drunk Floridians! Your morning news brief!
If you unleash a truckload of angry bees on a group of people, and then hand one of them a Band-Aid, you are not a fabulous humanitarian.
Trump plays pussgrab in Paris, Don Jr drowning in Trump-Russia lies, and how are they stealing your health care today? All the ways Katie! Your morning news brief.
There's a bunch of Science News! It's the Trump Era, so it's TERRIBLE.
This thing might not happen. If it did, it would be really stupid. So maybe we should bet it'll happen.
Another largely empty Trump executive order. Are you sick of winning yet?
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!
Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief!
Trump reads to Congress, and Democrats threaten blue-dogs. Your morning news brief!
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
A sad, lovely post. GOOD MORNING.
So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
Hold On To That Refugee Nice Time, Because Trump Is Telling All Those Judges To F*ck Right Out Of Here
Is violating a federal court order really all that bad if you really think it's necessary?
No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead.
Here's an immigration policy that will finally provide an answer to the question, 'Why do they hate us?'
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
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