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Obama Travels To North Carolina To Make Fun of Virginia Foxx

North Carolina Rep. Virginia Foxx, the beloved Southern belle, education subcommittee overlord, and defender of for-profit colleges' right to loot the federal government and strap poor students with billions in debt in return for worthless pieces of paper, recently...

Virginia Foxx Simply Does Not Care For You Damn Kids And Your Debt

Rep. Virginia Foxx is a remarkable idiot from North Carolina whom our national political system has rewarded with vast power. As head of the House Education and Workforce subcommittee, she's the House's point-person on various important higher education issues...

Jesus Doesn’t Care About Your Run-Off, Mr. Gresham Barrett!

Maybe it is unfair to compare Helen Thomas to Hezbollah/The Final Solution, but you know what? Life isn't fair. John McCain stopped massaging his wrinkly wingnut scalp with SPF 40 just long enough to ask that someone murder Ahmadinejad...

Three Orange Republican Congressmen Praise Their Mom, Virginia Foxx

Walking nicotine stain John Boehner, dapper lifelong bachelor David Dreier and stripper-loving sleazebag Pete Sessions have one wonderful thing in common: their mom, wingnut congresslady Virginia Foxx. She's such a dingbat that the Republicans gave her the Ronald Reagan...

Virginia Foxx Won’t Let Partisanship Get In Way Of Her Autograph Collection

Absolutely insane North Carolina swamp angel Rep. Virginia Foxx hates that lecturin' taxy-spendy sumbitch Kenyan hobgoblin liar fraud Barack Obama. On the other hand, she'd love to touch his penis.

Virginia Foxx Passed Civil Rights All By Herself, Essentially, In The ’60s

Unfortunate Rep. Virginia Foxx, who throws words like "tarbaby" around in casual discourse, for some reason said this about the Democrats today: "Just as we were the people who passed the civil rights bills back in the ’60s without...

Crazy Virginia Foxx Declares War On Terror On Health Care

Wacky Southern belle Virginia Foxx, the dingbat congresswoman from North Carolina whose other hits this year include calling the Matthew Shepard beating a "hoax" and for some reason using the word "tarbaby" on the House floor, has now delivered...

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