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Tag: virginia

CIA Director Gently Implying FBI Ratf*cked Election For Trump

John Brennan did not say a thing! Why would we even suggest that?

Alabama Republican Wants To Give You A Hand In The Bathroom

You look like you need some assistance. Alabama state Sen. Phil Williams is here to help.

How To Talk To Your Kids About Trump

To prepare them for a Trump presidency, teachers should tell kids crying is weak. SAD.

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, October 12, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
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Wonkagenda: Tuesday, October 11, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Time To Get Romanced By Tim Kaine While Mike Pence Watches. Your Vice Presidential Debate Preview!

All the important details you never wanted to know about tonight's debate!

Wonkagenda: September 28th, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
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Texas Attorney General Will Save North Carolina From Transgender Pee-Pee Monsters

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is sticking his dumb nose in where it doesn't belong, again.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Somewhere In Virginia Probably

NEW WONKET BABY PICTURES RIGHT HERE.

Wonkagenda, Tuesday, 07/19/2016

Good Morning, wonkers! Here's some of the stories that may grace the pages of 'yer Wonkette today! Melania Trump ripped off Michelle Obama's 2008 DNC convention speech last night, and the Trump camp is denying it. (It was absolutely...
We knew Judge Dredd. You, sir, are no Judge Dredd

Donald Trump To Be Law And Order President, Execute All Black Teens Not Playing Checkers

Donald Trump continued to crib lines from Richard Nixon's 1968 playbook, promising to be the 'law and order candidate' of 2016. His vow to crack down on hippies may not resonate quite as well.

Transgender-Hatin’ School Board Begging Supreme Court To Kick Its Ass Now

Ooh, what if the Supreme Court takes this case???