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washington's finest brothel

Welcome To Washington's Elite Mayflower Whoretel

There are two iconic Washington hotels, swank palaces so famous that their very names have come to define the two main activities of our political elite: corruption and whoring. The first, of course, is the Watergate. The second is the Mayflower, which was named for the famous pimpette Sydney Biddle Barrows, the "Mayflower Madam." It's a little pricey even by D.C. lodging standards, so if you're a regular there, you're probably a regular user of $4,300 hookers — according to the liberal New York Times. More »

goodbye, kristen

So Many Pictures Of Kristen/Ashley, Now That We Don't Want To See Them

Tired of Ashley Kristen Alexandra Dupre yet? Us too! But not US Magazine! The celebrity weekly has about a thousand pictures of Eliot Spitzer's allegedly high-class hooker, and they're all about as bad as this one, and we think the official title of this set is "The Official Seal of the Great State of New Jersey." Remember that picture of a pretty young Ashley/Kristen in a bikini on a yacht? That was apparently taken in 1978. [US Magazine]

LARRY KING IS STILL INSANE: The excitable senior covers Kristen-Ashley by jabbering, "How does the escort feel, Kathleen? And, apparently, it's going to get, if the term is right, more huge." [Extreme Mortman]

attention whore

Kristen-Ashley, Tattooed N.J. Hip-Hop Hooker, Is Milking It For All She's Worth


As expected by everyone, Ashley Alexander Kristen Dupre has already done a mostly-naked photo shoot, for the NEW YORK POST, which seriously has like a dozen EXCLUSIVE pics of the superstar hooker. (UPDATE: No, the Post just bought one-day rights to some pictures she posed for last year.) And, well, we are sort of losing our sympathy for this not-so-delicate flower of the night. More »

making money the old-fashioned way

Ashley Alexandra Dupre Suddenly Selling Music

There's a "happy ending" to this story after all! Ashley Alexandra Dupre has the No. 1 song on Amie Street, which is the digital-download thing where she posts her songs, for sale. And today, Ashley/Kristen has the No. 1 and No. 7 top songs on the weekly chart. Help Ashely/Kristen make more money than she could ever make with that creep Spitzer! The music is pretty horrific, but who knows, maybe it's the kind of thing you like, if you're 12. Plus, it's for kind of a good cause. And maybe it will teach the kids about politics! [Portfolio/Amie Street]

blurry woman

Eliot Spitzer's Blurry-Faced $4,300 Prostitute


Is this ex-governor Eliot's very expensive lady friend? Maybe! The New York Post claims this is her old website page. We've already dug up a whole bunch of Emperor's VIP Sexy Club website stuff, but this is the first we've seen of the alleged Ms. Kristen, if that is her real name. She seems like a very pretty, classy sex-worker girl but it is a shame how she lost her nipples and any visible features of her face during a tragic gourmet-dining accident. [PAGE SIX]