Tag: violence

Thank god a white man has finally figured out crime!

Thoughtful Chicago Tribune Columnist Muses About ‘Feral’ Black Boys

It's always refreshing to see a simple explanation for social problems. If the cause is one bad thing, then fixing things must be easy!

This One Chart Explains How Donald Trump Is Vile Beyond Description

Donald Trump's much anticipated (so they say) speech on illegal immigration used the word "kill" six times. "Murder" came up three times. There was one "rape," three "violent," a whopping 24 "criminal," five "horrible," just one "terrible" (!), five...
This would explain a lot about Herman Cain's campaign

Your Saturday Nerdout: 1969 Anti-LSD Film Features Screaming Hot Dog Freakout

It's your Saturday, so it's time for your Saturday Nerdout. We've got a trippy anti-drug film with a terrifying troll-faced hot dog, the ugly dystopian reality behind Pokémon, a look at how NASA and NPR helped an old engineer...

Trump Supporters Welcome Black Guy To Rally, With Their Fists

Exciting sports news this weekend: Donald Trump campaign events are now the third most popular contact sport behind football and hockey, after members of the audience at a Trump rally in Birmingham, Alabama, beat and kicked a protester Saturday morning....
That smile is unnatural, is what it is.

Nikki Haley Wishes Black Folks Wouldn’t Be So Ugly About Getting Shot By Police

South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley would just like America's The Blacks to settle down and stop making such a big fuss over the occasional unfortunate shootings of black people by white cops, because if they protest such shootings, the...
Dear Wonkette, I wish to complain that you have depicted active-duty WWII soldiers in a story on outlaw gangs...Also The Harley WLA was a bitchin' bike.

Outlaw Biker Gangs Enlisting Army Guys, What’s Wrong With That?

Just in case you weren't nervous enough about the dangers of this bad old world, NBC brings us a scary story about a 2014 report by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives on attempts by outlaw motorcycle...
the very definition of 'milling around'

All Muslims Everywhere Murder French Satirists; Lone Wolf Acting Alone ‘Bombs’ NAACP, Alone

We've got all sorts of international and domestic terrorism for you this morning; please make use of kitten photos as needed. In Paris Tuesday, 12 people were shot to death at a satirical newspaper that had frequently run cartoons...
DC stands with Ferguson

Missouri KKK Just Thrilled To Bits About Coming Ferguson Race War

A Missouri-based affiliate of the Ku Klux Klan is circulating a clumsily designed flier vowing to "use lethal force as provided under Missouri Law to defend ourselves" from "terrorists masquerading as 'peaceful protestors,'" reports Vice News. Here's the...
Inuit burn

Congressman Don Young Being A Colossal Jerk In Alaska, Again

Hey Alaska's real-life Congressman Don Young, what can you tell kids these days about suicide? It’s their fault because they are bad friends, and also the government handouts are doing it too? Yeah, pretty much. An unapologetic U.S. Rep. Don...
Sorry about that. America's full, you see.

Congratulations, Deport-The-Kids Patriots! Kids Returned To Honduras, Killed.

Some inspiring news for the deport-everyone-immediately crowd today: According to a Los Angeles Times report, "at least five, and as many as 10, of the 42 children" who have been killed in criminal violence in Honduras since February had...

At The Times, A Violent Wall-Punching Temper Causes Laughter And Joy

We all know Jill Abramson, the former executive editor of the New York Times, is a brusque, mercurial, pushy, difficult woman. And a liar. And sneaky. And a woman. And she had to go. She'd made her managing editor,...

Hero Minister Wants Christians To Get Spiritually ‘Violent,’ Because It’s Working So Well In Nigeria

Remember John Hagee, John McCain's favorite Bible-humping lunatic pastor who, like any good Christian, believes the Catholic Church is the "great whore" and Hitler was God's personal hunter, sent to Earth to kill all the Jews except for maybe...

Conscience Demands We Address Events In Venezuela And Ukraine, Then Back To Zany American Bigots

It feels wrong to just go about our usual business of making dick jokes about politics without acknowledging that the governments of Venezuela and Ukraine are murdering peaceful protesters by the dozens. We won't pretend to have any special insight into either...

White Man Charged With Hate Crime For ‘Knockout Game’-Style Attack, Wingnuts Furious

The 'knockout game' is over. OK, it was probably never even a real thing in the sense that it was hard to see how it was any different from getting "snuck" by "some idiot" which has been going on...

Teen Korner For Teenz: The Cake Is A Lie Edition

In the grimdark grimdark of the grimdark NRA-holes, there is only blame. Specifically, the shift of blame from their heavily fondled lead sprinklers to my precious, precious videogames. Why, you ask? Is it because my fantasy killing of people...