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Hillary Clinton shot a new ad for North Carolina at 2:59 a.m. last night before her 3 a.m. nightly phone sex from Hell with Vince Foster, about the economy. Here she portrays a sparkly painted robot also named Hillary Clinton. She says “If you’re looking for a typical political commercial, switch the channel,” so we immediately switched the Internet channel. But the YouTube video description says “Go to NCAskMe.com to ask Hillary your questions.” And once you donate $2,300 dollars to her on this new site, she will have Chelsea’s traveling media secretary send you a Hallmark e-Card. [YouTube]

Yesterday, Hillary replaced campaign manager Patti Solis Doyle (left) with Maggie Williams (right). Doyle is a lovely Latina starlet; Williams is somehow more… Barackish? Maybe it’s just the image playing tricks. But why is this “Maggie” maybe slightly famous? MORE »

Last night there was some episode of the popular teevee show Law & Order that may or may not have been about Larry Craig. It also may or may not have been about Barack Obama, Norman Hsu, and the murder of Vince Foster by Hillary Clinton! DID YOU SEE IT? I sure didn’t, but Intern Elise “Gossip Roundup” Rosen — who’s from L.A., just like the movie stars — for some reason did. She summarized the plot and “allegories” of the episode in a very formal G-chat conversation last night, despite my best attempts to make things incoherent. Read at your own risk, after the jump. MORE »

Do you remember the swinging social scene of early-1960s Washington? So many parties with those fun-loving and oft-assassinated Kennedy boys! And then George W. Bush ruined it all when he was appointed president four decades later. That’s the gist of this six-hundred-page Vanity Fair recollection about the glamorous good old days of yesteryear, and it prompted one Washingtonian to pen the following recollection of the glamorous Clinton years.

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