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State GOP Chair Claims McCain Is ‘Kind Of Like Jesus’

Some dingbat state Republican leader says John McCain is “kind of like Jesus.” Because they were both born 2,000 years ago? No! It’s because, according to Georgia Republican Party chairwoman Sue Everhart, John McCain never denounced the United States when he was a war prisoner — just like Christ, when he was in ‘Nam. Ha ha, but McCain did denounce the United States. Explore the idiocy, after the jump. Read more on State GOP Chair Claims McCain Is ‘Kind Of Like Jesus’…
 

Meet The New Lying Hillary Clinton!

This saucy minx is Becky Miller, the mayor of Carrollton, Texas, a Dallas suburb with 116,000 wonderful inhabitants. According to herself, she has dated and sung with all sorts of popular musicians from the 1970s, and her brother once died in Vietnam. But perhaps her crowning achievement is that she made all of this stuff up. Read more on Meet The New Lying Hillary Clinton!…
 

Poll: Americans Are More Ageist Than Sexist Or Racist

No matter who the Democrats nominate for the Presidency this fall, the candidate’s sure to be a slam dunk — because as much as they hate women and black people, most American citizens would rather chew off their own arms than elect a person over the age of 70. Thus John McCain will surrender to noble Defeat in November, the victim of a cruel public that hates him for his physical frailty and weak mind. Read more on Poll: Americans Are More Ageist Than Sexist Or Racist…
 

Stupid Leftists Can’t Even Make Good Propaganda

Once upon a time there was a war in a faraway magical place called Vietnam. This was before the Internet! (Well, the public internet at least. DoD geeks started building their internet in 1969. Manhunt was probably a lot hotter then!) And all the hippies made angry silkscreen posters against the war, and some of them were kind of awesome. You see, before the Internet, people had to print and distribute things as a means of communication. And there was a thing called “graphic design.” Smoke a bowl with Choire, after the jump. Read more on Stupid Leftists Can’t Even Make Good Propaganda…
 

Sen. Rockefeller Comically Criticizes McCain’s War Experience

In a Sunday interview with the West Virginia’s Charleston Gazette newspaper, Senator Jay Rockefeller reinforced his support for Barry Obama. Mostly, however, he made fun of John McCain’s war experience with some heavy words about bombs. McCain is dehumanized and cannot understand the human condition, Rockefeller says, and that is why he enjoyed bombing the Vietnamese from the air so much. Read more on Sen. Rockefeller Comically Criticizes McCain’s War Experience…
 

Hanoi Jane Endorses Obama So Hanoi John Can Be President

About 40 years ago, a very young and super hot Jane Fonda protested the American war against Vietnam by visiting Hanoi and posing for pictures with the North Vietnamese military. (She also visited American prisoners of war imprisoned in Hanoi, but nobody really talks about that because it wasn’t treason.) Guess who else was in Hanoi at the time but refused to meet with Fonda’s anti-war group? Navy pilot John McCain, who was killing North Vietnamese villagers with bombs in 1967 when he was shot down by a missile. Now guess how many billion dollars Hillary must’ve paid Jane Fonda to endorse Barack Obama? Read more on Hanoi Jane Endorses Obama So Hanoi John Can Be President…
 

Hillary Clinton Caught In Millionth Bosnian Lie!

Ha ha, it turns out that Hillary Clinton even lies with her lying about her harrowing overseas adventures. First she says she once ran screaming through the streets of Tuzla smeared with the blood of Bosnian snipers as she singlehandedly brought peace to Northern Ireland; then she says she was the first president’s wife to visit a war zone since Eleanor Roosevelt. Wrong again, Pantsuit! That honor goes to Pat Nixon, who visited Vietnam with Sinbad way back in 1969. Read more on Hillary Clinton Caught In Millionth Bosnian Lie!…
 

John McCain Snubbed Vietnamese Guy Who Rescued Him

Everybody knows that Republican Presidential candidate John McCain fought in the Vietnam War and was held in a POW camp until he gained a proper appreciation for the works of Ernest Hemingway. However, shocking new revelations suggest that McCain may have been an arrogant prick to the guy who rescued him after his jet was shot down and delivered him to captors for five years of torture. Read more on John McCain Snubbed Vietnamese Guy Who Rescued Him…
 

New McCain Video Makes Best Case For Torture-President

John McCain is pushing hard these days to become the President of Torture. In a new web video, McCain and his Navy buddies talk for four minutes about how he was tortured. And his lovely mother Roberta says that when she learned John was a P.O.W., it was the best news she’d ever heard. After four minutes of TORTURE TORTURE BLOOD PULP TORTURE, the idea is clear: this never happened to Barack Obama at all. Check it out below, you hateful liberal Democrats. Read more on New McCain Video Makes Best Case For Torture-President…
 

Poor Old George Bush Wishes He Could Fight In His Wars, Too!

George W. Bush held a video conference with some soldiers in Afghanistan yesterday, and the ol’ fighter got jealous of all the Freedom they get to create! In George’s youth, you see, he got to have all sorts of fun fightin’ tigers in the front lines of Vietnam, where he created Freedom for the first time. And yesterday, he told these troops in Afghanistan how “envious” he was of their “romantic,” uh, permanent deployment to the asshole of the world! Read more on Poor Old George Bush Wishes He Could Fight In His Wars, Too!…
 

McCain Victorious In Florida, Loves Rudy, Because Rudy Will Endorse Him

Did you know McCain lived for a few weeks or months in Florida, too? That’s what he just said. He “learned” to fly in Pensacola, but not so good. Let’s let John shine now, as he was, after all, TORTURED during his time living in Florida. (Really. He was based in Florida when he got shot down in Vietnam.) There’s Charlie Crist standing right behind John, and Charlie just looks jubilant! Let’s see if Ol’ Walnuts will say anything of interest …. Read more on McCain Victorious In Florida, Loves Rudy, Because Rudy Will Endorse Him…
 

Shocking Study Suggests Bush & Cheney Sorta Lied About Iraq!

Incredible as it seems, the Bush Administration may have been dishonest every day, forever, about Iraq. That’s the shocking conclusion of some study funded by “limousine liberal” George Soros. According to the report, Bush and Cheney and the rest of the administration spent all their time between 9/11 and the invasion of Iraq successfully convincing our nation’s dumber people — Congress, reporters, etc. — that Saddam Hussein was about to launch even more jetliners full of anthrax at American buildings. Read more on Shocking Study Suggests Bush & Cheney Sorta Lied About Iraq!…
 

A Quick Word About Martin Luther King Jr.

On April 4, 1967, Martin Luther King Junior delivered a famous speech at Riverside Church in New York City, his first to overtly tackle the Vietnam war. This was exactly — to the day — a year before he was shot and killed. He didn’t like the direction in which America was heading, and today we celebrate his birth by letting a bunch of people take days (you) or half-days (me) off from work. So maybe ponder these words from Riverside as you watch another Dr., like Dr. Phil, on the teevee. As you kill the day: Read more on A Quick Word About Martin Luther King Jr….
 

BREAKING: LBJ, Bob McNamara Dislike Hippies

This bumper sticker was recently spotted on Capitol Hill. It’s the latest development in the ongoing “Culture War” of the 1960s, which Americans knew very little about until John McCain recently started attacking Hillary Clinton for having fun. Read more on BREAKING: LBJ, Bob McNamara Dislike Hippies…
 

McCain Absolutely Not a Hippie

Today the New York Times “reviewed” John McCain’s new ad, “Tied Up,” in which Walnuts contrasts Hillary Clinton’s proposed $1 million funding of a Woodstock museum with his experience as a P.O.W. in Vietnam — much like he did in a recent debate. The spot is sure to alarm many of the nation’s 87-year-old mothers, the ones who still refuse to watch Negroes like Sammy Davis Jr. and Little Richard on their television boxes. Read more on McCain Absolutely Not a Hippie…
 

BREAKING: McCain a “P.O.W.” In Secret “Vietnam” War

The John McCain campaign has been sending some very forward e-mails to its supporters recently in a shameless attempt to build equity. Poor guy has to eat Ramen and charcoal until the AmEx bills are paid off, so we’re glad to pass the tin change can around. Still, McCain Campaign Manager Rick Davis realizes that leading e-mails with “The time to donate is NOW!” might be off-putting to the 14 chimpanzees/members of ABBA that still support him. As a result, Davis sent a new e-mail yesterday commemorating October 26, 2007 as the 40th anniversary of the day McCain was shot down in Vietnam. It’s a delightful history tale, and how kind of him to educate us — who knew this McCain dude had such a rough life? And why did those meanie pants bum-faced Vietcong treat him like that? It’s as if Davis is trying to guilt-trip us pussies into donating…. Read more on BREAKING: McCain a “P.O.W.” In Secret “Vietnam” War…
 

(Ex-)Atlantic City Mayor Robert W. Levy resigned today over confusion regarding his whereabouts since Sep. 26. He was in rehab until last Thursday for substance abuse and depression, which has probably deepened since the feds started investigating his military record in Vietnam. What a whacky town! [NYT} Read more on …
 

Bush: Iraq Pretty Much Like Vietnam

With his daughter getting married, his administration wiretapping all of his political enemies, paranoia running rampant and everyone in the country high out of their minds on coke, Bush has finally come to realize that his pointless, unwinnable war is exactly like Johnson and Nixon’s pointless, unwinnable war. Because while before we were fighting in Iraq to prevent Iraq from fighting in us, or something, now we fight there so that Pol Pot doesn’t rise from the dead and take over. It’s true! Bush is going to deliver a speech about it and everything! Read more on Bush: Iraq Pretty Much Like Vietnam…
 

To Do: Francophonie, Vietnam, or Heroin

* “La Nuit des Publivores Francophone 2007″ at the Hirshhorn. It’s a night of television commercials from Belgium, Switzerland, Lebanon, Canada, North Africa, French-speaking Africa, and France. $13 at 7 p.m. [Smithsonian] * Tom Bissell discusses The Father of All Things at Olsson’s in Arlington. It’s about the impact of Vietnam on Americans, Vietnamese and Bissell’s own pop. [Olsson’s] * Shirley Clarke’s The Connection at AFI. “This beat-inflected study depicts a documentarian’s efforts to capture the drug scene as seen through a group of heroin addicts waiting for their connection.” $9.25 at 8:30PM. [AFI] Read more on To Do: Francophonie, Vietnam, or Heroin…