This is what happens when you take someone who calls themselves 'Joey Salads' seriously.
The only thing getting robbed here is you, of the 2 minutes of your life you will never get back.
Sung by your boyfriend, William Tapley, third eagle of the apocalypse and co-prophet of these end times.
Probably not at all, we assume, but here it is anyway! It's your Monday Morning Cringefest! But on Tuesday because we had Monday off!
'Open Air Preacher' Angela Cummings is a sheer delight.
Elizabeth Warren forever.
'Reasonable human,' by the way, also hopes Donald Trump becomes president.
Let's all start doing video reviews of movies we have not seen!
Because he is a Man Going His Own Way, ok? Your Monday Cringefest!
Creationist homeschooling mom Megan Fox, best known for being mad at dinosaurs at The Field Museum, has a book now.
Hello! And welcome to what we hope shall be a new weekly feature here at yr Wonkette!
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