GROW. A. MOTHER. FUCKING. DICK. DEVIN.
The West Virginia teacher strike seems to be over. And it looks like they've given other underpaid teachers some ideas.
So goodbye. Please don't cry. We both know I'm not what you, you neeeeeeeeeeed.
Things we do not need today: Journalism-splaining from Axios on how everybody SHOULD have handled Sam Nunberg.
Yesterday was a pretty wild news day. Unless you were watching Fox.
How day-drunk was Sam Nunberg, on a scale of One to Dana Rohrabacher?
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We are sorry for calling Carter Page the dumbest person in the Trump-Russia investigation, we will never do that again.
Well he did say he thinks Donald Trump probably committed crimes during the campaign, so there's that!
Beto Is A Punk Rocker.
We wouldn't hire any of these fuckers either.
Click this if only to learn what Adam Rippon named his second childhood goldfish.
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Alan Smithee demanded his name be taken off the credits.
Gosh, he's never going to live down this betrayal of the base... Oh, wait, he already has.
Fox really is covering a completely different planet.
Pop the popcorn, shit is getting GOOD.