Donald Trump continued to crib lines from Richard Nixon's 1968 playbook, promising to be the 'law and order candidate' of 2016. His vow to crack down on hippies may not resonate quite as well.
Hey you guyyyyys! It is Unity Day! (Per Queen Latifah: WHO YOU CALLIN A BITCH!) It is the wonderful day when Bernie Sanders and Hillary...
Well dear Christ, what a fine little roundup of horrors we have for you this time. Please provide your own kittens. Houston: Hands Up? Maybe....
A rightwing blogger waved a loaded gun at a group of Black Lives Matter protesters last week, and was later found to be carrying enough ammo for a sustained firefight. Astonishingly, police did not shoot him dead.
Donald Trump really wanted to address a roll call at an NYPD precinct the day after the Dallas killings, and then maybe sit in a squad car and make the siren go.
There are strange things done in the midnight sun, like this year's race for the U.S. Senate. No, we're not going to do a full 'Cremation of Sam McGee' parody, sorry.
What did we learn from the GOP's incessant badgering of James Comey? Lots! But not what the GOP wanted us to learn.
Donald Trump would like to tell you a thing he knows about the Jews.
Philando Castile was a law-abiding citizen who was reportedly complying with police orders, and now he is dead.
Did you know the House Democrats' gun control sit-in was very rude and against the rules? Let's punish them!
Alton Sterling matters. Black Lives Matter.
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Having achieved all his goals in getting the UK to leave the EU, Nigel Farage would like some "Me Time" now.
Let's all try to get excited about Chuck Schumer! Or at least laugh at Dinesh D'Souza one more time.
Let's count down the week's top stories and laugh at Sarah Palin at the same time!