Usually 'I was JOKING' is a terrible defense. But in this case, the joke was aimed at a worthy target and those pretending to be offended are evil.
We also have to do something about all those welfare Cadillacs.
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You've got to watch this ad. Seriously, hurry up and watch it!
Kellyanne Conway is a proven idiot. She's therefore ready to handle a crisis that's killing tens of thousands of Americans.
THAT'S RIGHT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Shocker: WaPo journalist does journalism right, proving that you can't trust anything WaPo says.
SPOILER, the answer is probably yes.
Can Wonkette be serious for one fucking second? Not today, Satan.
You don't actually have to do good work to make big bucks as a rightwing provocateur.
Hilarious joke, President White Hood.
Who you gonna believe? Donald Trump or Donald Trump?
Trump Faves ‘MAGAPill,’ Which Knows Hillary Molested An Underage Girl, A Thing That Definitely Happened
'Idiocracy' is looking more and more like a utopian vision of the future.
Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer is timelier than ever.
Pumpkins aren't the only pieworthy squash, you know.