Thin-skinned Donald Trump is gonna ESSPLODE IN GRRRR ANGER before we know it. And we get to watch!
Maybe if bars didn't have to serve all that devil booze, nobody would get murdered at them!
How dare Anderson Cooper be mean to that nice bigot lady who's just trying to help?
Donald Trump clarified Monday that it was completely obvious that he never said people should carry guns at bars and nightclubs, even if it sure sounded like he'd said that. Where would you get such an impression, except from the things he said?
You know what would be cool? Utah -- for godssakes UTAH -- nominating the nation's first transgender major party candidate for Senate.
Poor pitiful Donald Trump. He has no idea how far out of his league he is right now.
Girl. GIRL. Anderson Cooper is not done using you as a mop to wipe up this floor.
You get over here and share your favorite gay dance club anthems, for dancing!
Listen to these wise words.
As gently as possible, may we suggest that it's probably time for him to STFU?
Yes, a Utah Republican, that is not a typo, we said that correctly.
Donald Trump may have accused American soldiers of stealing 'millions and millions' of dollars in Iraq reconstruction money. Or he may have accused Iraqi soldiers of doing that. Or he may be a floor wax and a dessert topping.
While we're having thoughts and prayers for the Orlando massacre victims, it sure would be nice if the Senate would actually confirm the guy who's supposed to be leading the fight against terrorists' finances.
Why does Anderson have to keep pointing out Pam Bondi's past anti-gay bigotry, NO FAIR!
Donald Trump explained Hillary Clinton can't possibly support gay people, because she doesn't hate Muslims enough. He said other things that made even less sense, too.
Nevada's race for the U.S. Senate looks to be a squeaker between two disciplined mainstream candidates. Fortunately, for comic relief, complete goofball Sharron Angle is also running, for the lulz.