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anger management

Bill O'Reilly Is A Nutcase

Here is angry, crazy Bill O'Reilly, back when he had hair. OMFG he is so mad about the teleprompter. Those of you who are still upset about the existence of Bill O'Reilly will surely enjoy this video clip, which has already been removed by YouTube but which has been rescued by our friends at Gawker.

1:35 PM on Mon May 12 2008
By Ken Layne
17,706 views, 108 comments

party crash

Sam Donaldson Is Hilarious

Do you know what we miss? We miss Sam Donaldson yelling questions at Ronald Reagan, and telling weird stories, and doing his "webcast" at the Republican and Democratic presidential conventions in 2000. Here, our own Liz Glover asks Sam to tell some stories, and good lord, does he oblige. This was at the Michael Kelly Awards over at the Atlantic Monthly's office on Thursday night. (Yes we know Donaldson is on ABC's This Week but we never wake up in time for that, due to booze.)

3:20 AM on Sat May 10 2008
By Ken Layne
3,575 views, 44 comments

Latest by baseproduct: This is quite possibly the only footage of Donaldson ever recorded where he doesn't look like a lizard whose rock is too cold. more »

world's biggest asshole

Bill Clinton Is A Petulant Jerk

Jesus, did anybody ever like this guy? Well, whatever "good will" he established by, uh, having an affair with a fat gal in the Oval Office, that's all long gone. Now, there is only this shouty red-faced old man who is going to personally argue with every old hillbilly lady that Hillary has carefully courted all year. [YouTube/CBS News]

11:05 AM on Fri May 9 2008
By Ken Layne
2,091 views, 90 comments

cheney's corner of hell

Inside Cheney's Lair

The Today show's Meredith Vieira got herself a real Scoop today, as Lynne Cheney offered her a tour of 1 Observatory Circle, the vice president's residence. Look at where Cheney brunches and sups! Where he sits! They have a moose sculpture! And a sunny masturbatorium! [MSNBC]

2:01 PM on Wed May 7 2008
By Newell
710 views, 50 comments

investigative journalism

Arianna Huffington Criticizes Harried 'Conventional Wisdom Zombies'

Wonkette's Liz Glover had the opportunity last night to interview Arianna Huffington, founder of Daily Kos or something, about her new book and the nicknames she chooses for Tim Russert. When Liz is waiting for Arianna to sign her a copy of the book, some guy in line says "I know people that work for her," presumably people who write for the Huffington Post. In other words, this guy knows any human being on earth.

5:22 PM on Tue May 6 2008
By Newell
1,323 views, 34 comments

Latest by PentagonBookkeeper: @Gopherit: Happy Birthday Timmy Russert!! (actually it was May 7 - yesterday). I loved his 3 dry erase boards he whipped out tonight. @IrasGlasses:OOOOH NOOOOOOOOO! Keith is incomparable, to any one of any gender. Does anybody know if Charlie Rose is gay? more »

walnuts!

McCain To Show That Iran, He'll Show 'Em Good Alright, With Help Of 'League of Nations'

John McCain yesterday said that we need the "League of Nations" to deal with pressuring Iran. The League of Nations was an international organization founded after World War I and disbanded after World War II. Today, John McCain was speaking at Wake Forest University and called it "West Virginia." Tomorrow, John McCain will likely be so old that his skin won't even work anymore. [via Jonathan Martin] More »

4:59 PM on Tue May 6 2008
By Newell
1,137 views, 29 comments

stay classy

McCain Refuses To Admit He Calls His Wife 'C - - t'

And look at that, John McCain completely evaded the legitimate question with the usual "that's offensive to people" nonsense. But guess what? John McCain reportedly called his nice rich recent wife Cindy McDain a "cunt" when she mocked his thinning hair stretched over his thousand-year-old skull. Look, we are not quaint with our language, but we don't call our wives "cunts." [YouTube/FireDogLake]

1:15 AM on Fri May 2 2008
By Ken Layne
2,240 views, 87 comments

breaker breaker

Washington Crippled By Crazy Trucker Protest

It may look like common D.C. traffic, but all those honking trucks around the Capitol today are actually part of a ~~Ron Paul~~ trucker protest because diesel costs like $5 a gallon and the truckers are all going broke, so they want John McCain to make diesel free, and he said okay because he is also a poor trucker. Fuel riots, food rationing, people thrown out of their homes by the millions ... who knew 2008 would be so exciting? [Associated Press]

3:40 PM on Mon Apr 28 2008
By Ken Layne
664 views, 30 comments

Latest by sezme: @CakeHate: Well, I knew the next line. I just thought that there's still a difference between a fan and a fan-boy. more »

hillary clinton

President Hillary Will Save Original English Colonies

Somebody who loves Obama must've made this cruel, biased, misogynist YouTube against Hillary because this video claims Mrs. Senator Clinton is somehow still losing the Democratic primary race, despite all this terrible crap we all have to deal with, every day, until November 2012, when the SPACE MONSTERS return to eat their young. [YouTube]

2:30 AM on Fri Apr 25 2008
By Ken Layne
1,151 views, 43 comments

caption contest

Write Your Own Terry McAuliffe Response

Last night Wonkette harassed Hillary campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe, but the audio went out! Now we can have one of those evil contests that people like so much, hurrah: When we asked Terry McAuliffe about Hillary Clinton, what did he say? Best response wins a pot of golden furs.

12:01 PM on Wed Apr 23 2008
By Newell
1,868 views, 67 comments

wrasslin'

Hate TV Wrestling? Then You'll Also Hate Hillary, McCain & Obama

What do poor, stupid Americans love more than anything? Sitting on the couch and eating buckets of fried chicken while watching televised wrasslin', that's what! Here's Hillary promising to "stick it up your ass" if you don't vote for her, and Barack threatening to "send you to white concentration camps" for being so fat and dumb, and John McCain being used as a folding chair to comically knock the teeth out of a wrestler called "WAL-NUTZ Da Destroya." [YouTube]

3:15 PM on Tue Apr 22 2008
By Ken Layne
1,024 views, 47 comments

Latest by Edward Bulwer-Lytton: So. Embarrassing. No. Snark. Just. Shame. more »

wishful thinking

Video Shocker: Did Obama Flip Off Hillary?

Barack Obama dismisses the trashy debate last night and then ... does he give Hillary Clinton a subtle middle finger? No, sadly — it's two fingers, and he appears to have an itch on his face or whatever. But it is an important clue into how crazy everyone is going that this video from a local teevee staion in North Carolina is suddenly being sent out by the anti-Obama Internets. ALSO: Funny extended version of this video, in the comments. [YouTube]

12:30 AM on Fri Apr 18 2008
By Ken Layne
3,134 views, 37 comments

Latest by heathen: @rina: nice, love that 99 problems more »

don't rock the vote

Obama Girl Doesn't Know How To Vote, Talk

Hey, look, it's what's-her-name, Ashley (?), the famous YouTube star of "Obama Girl." She doesn't vote, or know why people vote, or anything at all. Thanks for another diamond in your crown of hearts, New Jersey. [Why Tuesday?]

4:00 PM on Thu Apr 17 2008
By Ken Layne
1,470 views, 32 comments

the doocys

Steve Doocy's Son Still Not As Terrible As Steve Doocy

Last night John McCain appeared on Chris Matthews' Hardball "College Tour," live from Pennsylvania's Villanova University. And who asks the second Student Question but Peter Doocy, and it is about doing shots of whiskey, and he's the personification of Frat, and he's the son of Fox & Friends co-anchor Steve Doocy — quite possibly the biggest (yet most harmless) douche on Fox News. They are the same person, except one of them has a national teevee show. The clip is below! More »

1:31 PM on Wed Apr 16 2008
By Newell
3,132 views, 47 comments

Latest by Longboy49: McCain is asked two of the simplest, albeit stupidest questions, and yet he STILL wanders off in the fog while trying to answer them. Can you see him at a press conference on the White House lawn? One minute after more »

michelle obama

Michelle Obama: Very Hot, Pretty Funny

Here is your Michelle Obama, on the Colbert Report. And, well, jesus, she is very hot. Sure, she's also some kind of Law School Professor, and will "help people," and all that, but this is still an entertaining clip.

3:40 AM on Wed Apr 16 2008
By Ken Layne
3,950 views, 44 comments

pennsylvania

Obama: 'Bitter Poor People? Yes They Are!'

So much for ~~Mark Penn's~~ Hillary Clinton's brilliant "happy poverty" plan. Now Barack Obama's going to stomp around for the next two weeks eloquently reminding poor Pennsylvania voters that they stay poor no matter if the Clintons or the Bushes are president. [YouTube]

12:30 AM on Mon Apr 14 2008
By Ken Layne
1,934 views, 39 comments

let's play hardball

Barack Obama Calls Chris Matthews (And Cable News) A Joke

Chris Matthews' beloved Hardball show had been visiting yet another demographic that has no interest in political shows on cable television: College kids! But it was a lot of fun for everyone, especially when Matthews' wacky light-hearted question ended up being a total setup for Obama to call him a jackass. [Campaign Circus]

1:30 AM on Sat Apr 12 2008
By Ken Layne
2,199 views, 24 comments