Robert Mueller is planting landmines for Trump ERRWHERE.
If there's a just and merciful god, why does Jim Bakker still have a TV show, huh?
Imagine how hot these pics would be if Barack Obama was still president!
Yay, Donald's dashing boyfriend is in town!
Betsy DeVos Just Solved Discrimination In Schools! By Axing All Investigations Into Discrimination In Schools
Is there really that much discrimination in education? If you don't look for it, probably none at all.
Lots of completely unnecessary giggling today. Knock that off, you.
Appointees to scientific posts used to know some science, but now we're Great Again, so no need.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, GERALDO.
This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.
Did you watch the Sunday shows? No? Then you probably weren't getting Danger Pay to do so. Let's relive (or live for the first time!) the dumbest things that happened when people stopped being polite and started being Rick...
Red state Democrats need your love!
SHIT GON' BE ON FIRE Y'ALL
Take THAT, James Comey and FBI and CIA and all the rest of America too!
WHOA HEY, somebody else kept the receipts, and his name is Dana Boente!
Pandas might kill us all. Cell phones, too. Tucker Carlson has seen some shit, man.
Conservatives are being silenced. That's why they have to TYPE IN ALL CAPS.