Obama says making friendship bracelets is tougher than registering to vote, PFFFFFFT.
Can you believe the mean media made fun of Donald Trump for being on a golf course?
How do you solve a problem like Jim Lankford?
What is our president Barack O'Sexytime up to on this lovely Friday, as the world reels from the UK's vote to leave the European...
Bernie says he's voting for Hillary! It happened on the television! Or maybe he's not! Who can say!
In news only slightly less surprising than Britons' vote to leave the EU, the former Texas cop who roughed up a 15-year-old girl at a pool party has been cleared of criminal charges by a grand jury.
The Supreme Court deadlocked in an immigration case, effectively killing off President Obama's 2014 executive action on immigration. Get ready for drunks to start trying to enforce the decision with crowbars.
Paul Ryan said he wouldn't dwell on the shocking lack of decorum in the House by Democrats who were staging a sit-in to call attention to gun violence. Then he very indecorously dismissed the action as a "publicity stunt" for the sole purpose of raising funds.
You come listen to these songs right now!
This is what raising hell looks like.
She also says Trump Did Not Build That, oooooooh YA BURNT!
Donald Trump is questioning Hillary Clinton's faith. And her commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Donald Trump's campaign is in complete disarray. But...what if it isn't?
Thin-skinned Donald Trump is gonna ESSPLODE IN GRRRR ANGER before we know it. And we get to watch!
Maybe if bars didn't have to serve all that devil booze, nobody would get murdered at them!
How dare Anderson Cooper be mean to that nice bigot lady who's just trying to help?