Tag: video

Gonna fuck you up!

Sorry, Trump! Even If You Fire Robert Mueller, He Is Still BOSS OF YOUR ASS

Robert Mueller is planting landmines for Trump ERRWHERE.

Jim Bakker Thinks Abortion Doctors More Powerful Than GOD

If there's a just and merciful god, why does Jim Bakker still have a TV show, huh?

The 10 Best Pics Of Trump Being Gay For Emmanuel Macron, Plus One Where Melania Gets A Bite

Imagine how hot these pics would be if Barack Obama was still president!

Sexxxy Emmanuel Macron Snuggles Donald Trump So Melania And America Don’t Have To

Yay, Donald's dashing boyfriend is in town!

Betsy DeVos Just Solved Discrimination In Schools! By Axing All Investigations Into Discrimination In Schools

Is there really that much discrimination in education? If you don't look for it, probably none at all.
Have you ever REALLY LOOKED at your hand? Fascinating.

Pot Legalization Bills Big Today For Some Reason. Spring Weather, Probably.

Lots of completely unnecessary giggling today. Knock that off, you.

Trump’s NASA Administrator Brings Fresh New ‘No Science’ Agenda To Space Agency

Appointees to scientific posts used to know some science, but now we're Great Again, so no need.

The 436,287 Best Times Sean Hannity Tongue-Bathed His ‘Lawyer’ Michael Cohen On Live TV!

This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.

Who Wore The Sunday Shows Worse? Santorum, Franklin Graham, Or Megs McCain?

Did you watch the Sunday shows? No? Then you probably weren't getting Danger Pay to do so. Let's relive (or live for the first time!) the dumbest things that happened when people stopped being polite and started being Rick...

Trump Pardons Scooter Libby, Because LOLOL We Live In Hell And Nothing Matters Anymore?

Take THAT, James Comey and FBI and CIA and all the rest of America too!
DOESN'T SAY LIES

Wait, Trump LIED His Spray-Tanned Nuts Off About James Comey? How Could That BEEEEE?

WHOA HEY, somebody else kept the receipts, and his name is Dana Boente!

Big News Day For Tucker Carlson, Obvs

Pandas might kill us all. Cell phones, too. Tucker Carlson has seen some shit, man.

Laura Ingraham SAVES FREE SPEECH From Liberal Stalinist Hit Squads! Hooray!

Conservatives are being silenced. That's why they have to TYPE IN ALL CAPS.