Facebook is going to get all this fixed, real soon, just like it did the last time it screwed up, and the time before that.
Luckily, his sons didn't show up to add 'We love shooting you guys's animals!'
Nobody's health insurance is safe.
This Graham-Cassidy Obamacare repeal is the worst one yet. Help make it so IT SHALL NOT PASS.
He'll have the best parades! And you should see the uniform he's having designed for himself.
Something Something 'only a bit of fun. Your OPEN THREAD!
Of course it's brilliant. Of course you're going to watch it. Here's why.
It's a movie-trailer parody starring Danny DeVito and The People Who Are In That Show with Danny DeVito!
Sorry, can't hear Dinesh D'Souza over the sound of his conviction for election fraud.
It's so rude how liberals and the media are libeling Ted Cruz by saying he hates dildos. He LOVES THEM.
Single payer? FUCK YEAH!
GO FUCK YOURSELF, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS.
Newsbuster ‘Breaks’ Story Of Martha Plimpton’s Shameful Abortions, About Which She’s NOT EVEN ASHAMED!
Wingnuts discover a pro-choice actor isn't freaked out by abortions. Pearls are clutched.
All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?
They could've been heroes, just for one day.
We still liked that birdie though!