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Bush Excited About Reemergence of Horrible Iraq Bloodshed!

The Surge has already worked, but now it is starting to un-work. The Green Zone in Baghdad is under attack, and there is a battle in Basra between various factions of Shiites, Sunni militias, U.S. soldiers and the fake Iraq army. Famous "Shiite cleric" Muqtada al-Sadr's cease-fire with the Maliki government has splintered his group, and now al-Sadr is under pressure to disregard the cease-fire entirely. Sunni insurgents have only been peaceful because the Americans bribed them, but now they are for some reason shooting at each other too. Temporary calm has devolved into chaos, forever. And that is why President George W. Bush responded today that this is a "very positive" development. Al Qaeda is on the run, or something! More »

3:52 PM on Thu Mar 27 2008
By Newell
1,865 views, 46 comments

Latest by sarcasticusername: who wouldn't wet their panties at the thought of so much glorious violence? george is just like every other little girl with a crush that doesn't love them back and thinks that if they keep putting out that'll change things, more »

thousand year reich

Victory For Walnuts! McCain Is 'Comeback Geezer'

McCain is giving a speech! Let’s talk about it. He is going to give us a thousand-year war in Iraq. He is a lunatic. “We had just one strategy, to you what I believe.” The funny thing is he believes absolutely nothing. Nothing! A mailbox believes more things. More »

9:30 PM on Tue Jan 8 2008
By KLayne
1,434 views, 20 comments

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Victory In Iraq: New Oil Law Helps Needy Western Oil Companies

While liberal webtards continue to call the Iraq Occupation a “failure” due to the hundreds of thousands of blown-up Iraqis, civil war and endless U.S. casualties, optimists point out that Iraq’s most precious resource will soon be available to all the western energy companies so cruelly kept away from the oilfields during Saddam Hussein’s reign. More »

1:57 PM on Wed Feb 21 2007
By KLayne
4,304 views, 27 comments