victoria jackson
Your Valentine’s Nice Time, In Which We Are Nice To Really Really Grody Folks For Really No Reason At All
We know you Wonkers are a persnickety lot, and man are you good at hate! But let’s take a moment to give a Malbec-soaked shout-out to some people we hate while remembering their common humanity. Wait! Where’d you go???
Victoria Jackson Just Asking, ‘Why Isn’t There A White History Month,’ Is Not Racist
Hey onetime comedienne and ukulele molester Victoria Jackson, what are you on about today? I wrote a uke song called “White Men Are Good” and sang it at a comedy club about 4 years ago. I could feel the audience tense up. Why? Why is there a Black History Month but not a White History [...]
Victoria Jackson, Allen West Still Suffering From Wingnut Vocabulary Disorder
Hey, lissen up, guys, Michele Bachmann is being THREATENED and we need to PROTECT her! Darn it, no matter how much we disagree with someone, we certainly don’t want them to be threatened… So tell us more about these threats, former weakest member of the 1986-1992 SNL cast Victoria Jackson, on your sloppily formatted webpage: [...]
Here Is Victoria Jackson Not Being Totally Mentally Ill About Als Gore And Jazeera
Our old pal Victoria Jackson has been kind of mentally ill on her Facebook page lately, so we did not make fun of her for it because SAD FACE. (We try not to make fun of the actually mentally ill, though we fucked up on that P-E-N-I-S lady, and we’re pretty torn about yesterdays gaysatanbuttbabies.) [...]
Failed SNL Comedienne Victoria Jackson Continues Being Not Racist Or Crazy At All
Victoria Jackson, best known for her invention “The Love Toilet,” continues to wow audiences with her hilarious comedy stylings 20 years after last appearing anywhere in the media entertainment complex. How is she achieving this? With a Colbertian, or maybe Kaufmanian, embodiment of a hilarious character she calls “racist wackjob who is in no way [...]
Yes, Victoria Jackson, You Are A Racist
Um, good one, Victoria Jackson?
A Children’s Treasury Of Random Wackadoodles Standing Outside The DNC, Plus Victoria Jackson
Here have some goddamn pictures. After this we are taking a nap, and then we will get up and live bloog Barry Bamz making sweat love to your earholes.
Alan Keyes Waterboards Trapped Boat Passengers With Song (VIDEO)
General life-reject and self-described ongoing abortion Alan Keyes has discovered, GAH, that the old people who frequent cruise ships are “pretty much stuck there,” once they are on the boat. You don’t say! What a perfect opportunity for Alan Keyes to ambush a prisoner audience with his best Liza Minelli numbers while, uh, wingnut comedian lady Victoria [...]
Former ‘SNL’ Player, Current Bigot Victoria Jackson Running for President?
The mentally ill are such ideal teevee guests, aren’t they? Oh, good thing she brought that book along to show in case we wanted to buy one. Hadn’t heard of it. WAIT A SECOND, WHAT’S THAT ON HER PALM? Does that say “NH”? As in New Hampshire? Oh God, this woman is running for president. [...]
Failed SNL Comedienne Declares Sarah Palin the ‘Perfect Feminist’
Famous SNL cast member and avant-garde Toonces The Driving Cat comedienne Victoria Jackson is finally peaking after a long career of enormous unfunniness. let’s look at her newest piece of hilarious political satire: The perfect Feminist is Sarah Palin. She is beautiful, thin, even athletic, successful, happily married, a good mother and a grandmother. She’s [...]
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