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America Is Freezing Cold, So Al Gore’s An Idiot. Again.

Whatever, he should just move to Hawaii
Hooray! It’s that time of year when it’s freezing cold, and everyone who Is Not A Scientist but is pretty damned sure real scientists must be wrong about global warming makes “jokes” about global warming because, duh, it is cold so how could the planet be warm? Like Rep. Vicky Hartzler, who earned herself her very own Washington Post explanation about How Does Global Warming Work Anyway, Huh? For those like Hartzler, here’s some more, uh, fuel for their fire: It was super frickin’ freezing cold in America on Tuesday: Read more on America Is Freezing Cold, So Al Gore’s An Idiot. Again….
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GOP Rep. Hartzler Absolutely Sure She Isn’t Sure That Obama’s Birth Certificate Is Real

Fringe loonball Rep. Vicky Hartzler’s weary spokesman has this report to share with us regarding the minutes of Hartzler’s latest group therapy session with her constituents: “In responding to a constituent’s question regarding the Obama birth certificate, Congresswoman Hartzler confirmed that this issue has been raised by many 4th District citizens with whom she has spoken.” Well, that sounds healing. She confirmed! All these wingnuts needed was a little confirmation, sure. Way to defuse the anger! Unless… eh, let’s just roll the tape: Read more on GOP Rep. Hartzler Absolutely Sure She Isn’t Sure That Obama’s Birth Certificate Is Real…
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To Mark Roe v. Wade Anniversary, Winger Lady Says Decorate With Abortion Porn

Hey, COOL! Some crazy wingnut lady is sharing her abortion porn-based decorating tips with America’s college kids! Rep. Vicky Hartzler of Missouri recommends covering the dorm bulletin board with high-quality prints of aborted fetuses (which, in the video sounds more like “aborted feces”, no?). If graphic late-term abortion footage won’t exactly fly with your feminazi RA, Vic suggests at least stacking some fun brochures about how babies grow on a table, and maybe also randomly littering your dorm with pamphlets on non-optional pregnancy. What a hip and respectful way to share your views with the people forced to live near you! [Think Progress] Read more on To Mark Roe v. Wade Anniversary, Winger Lady Says Decorate With Abortion Porn…