Tag: vice

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Playboy To Go Never-Nude In 2016. We’ll Be Grieving In Our Bunk

When we saw the headline "Playboy says it will no longer print images of nude women" in our newsfeed Tuesday, we were pretty sure it had to be from one of those dollar-store imitations of The Onion, not the...
Sultry, or glaring at a plagiarist? (Image from Getty)

Vice-Owned Fashion Mag Honors Lauren Bacall With Balls-Out Plagiarism

#79837838 / gettyimages.com Film icon Lauren Bacall died yesterday, and New York Magazine ran a sweet tribute and photo slideshow this morning with the headline "Lauren Bacall Could Teach You a Thing or 2 About Style." And then a...

Angry Gavin McInnes Has New Rules For Radicals About How All Liebruls Are Dumb, Not Just The Lady Ones

It's been a few weeks since we talked about Gavin McInnes, the Vice founder who is really working hard to reach peak MRA douchebag. We haven't been able to forget him because his Windsong stays on our mind and...

Sad Aging Beardo Hipster Gavin McInnes Is No Longer Relevant And It Is Definitely Feminism’s Fault

Dudes, are you feeling sadbashed by feminism, what with its telling ladies they can do what they want and aren't bound by some nonsense biological imperative bullshit? Ladies, do you wish that some onetime hipster who has aged well...

Watch Ann Dunham Give Birth To Two-Year-Old Toddler Barack Obama In Kenya (Video)

Sorry, Barack Nobummer, but the SECRET is OUT. Vice has been approached by some super-not-shady Romanian who totally exists and who transferred to video this Super 8 film (which was invented in 1965) shot by Barack Obama's fake father,...

Oh Yeah, Mitt’s Mormon Mexican Cousin Thinks We Should Legalize It Also Too

And so Vice's foray to Me-hee-co, to the Mormons and the cartels, comes to an end. You guys loved it so much! Anything happen this time, besides a general wrap-up? YES. Mitt Romney's Mexico-born cousin Kelly Romney, who is...

Mitt Romney’s Mexican Mormon Cousin: Amnesty For Everyone!

Well, we are finally at Part Six of Vice's foray into the wilds of Me-hee-co, about the Mexican branch of Mitt Romney's family, and how they and the cartels are just totally kidnapping each other all the time, and...

Hey Why Are All These Mexican Mormons Drinking Tequila All The Time Anyway?

Does Mitt Romney secretly drink tequila? (No.) But his Mexican cousins do, in between getting kidnapped by the cartels and then "accidentally" shooting them, also too. In this installment of Vice's tour through the Mexican Mormon/cartel death match, the...

Watch Mexican Mormons Complain About Being Murdered All The Time Constantly By The Cartels

Time for your newest Vice video, Wonkers! There are four more before you are done forever. Which part will you whine about this time? (The hipster. You will whine about the hipster like you did in Part One and...

Mitt’s Mexican Family, Part Two: Homicidal Polygamist Goes On Blood Atonement Spree

Yesterday, when we brought you Part One of Vice's intrepid trip to Juarez to meet up with Mitt Romney's Mexican Mormon cousins fighting the cartels, a whole bunch of you were all "waaah we hate hipsters" and "waaah we...

The Cartels, Mitt’s Mexican Mormon Family, And MURDER

So we were in New York, and we stopped by the Vice offices so that we could remember that we too are supposed to be a 170-man empire by now (after all, we have been at Your Wonket six...

Virginia Town Shuts Down Lady’s Spa For Sexytime Because A Man Tried To Rape Her

Good morning! Here is something terrible to start your day! In January, a Vietnamese woman who runs a spa in Falls Church, Virginia, let a man inside for a shoulder massage even though she wasn't open for business yet....

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