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Tag: vetoes

Chris Christie Looks Forward To Screaming Down Gay Marriage Bill

New Jersey's Senate passed a gay marriage bill today! Now it will go to the state Assembly, which will pass it, because Assemblies pass everything. Then it will hit the desk of the good Governor Sandwiches of New Jersey,...

(Kidnapped?) Jan Brewer Vetoes Birther Bill, Children’s Gun Rights

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer is best known for chupacabra-ing Hispanics who have the misfortune of living in or passing through the jaws of her state, and given that made her a Teabagger saint, most would have assumed she'd sign...

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Modernist

It's like a veto, but with a half-cryptic message! Schwarzenegger's office responds that this is just a "weird coincidence," kind of like that time when foreign actor Arnold Schwarzenegger somehow became Governor of California. And yet! The bill he...

IOWAN-STYLE GAY MARRIAGE COMES TO VERMONT: Activist legislators have introduced mandatory gay marriage in the seat of our democracy, the tiny rural New England state of Vermont. With heterosexual marriage officially Under Peril, we will leave it to Vermont's...

Bobby Jindal Is A Total Wuss, Everyone In Louisiana Agrees & Hates Him

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, the Indian street urchin who is also somehow a Mexican Catholic exorcist, is 36-years-old and supposedly "beloved" by his backward state, for being charismatic and Strong. He has been a governor for literally -2 hours....