Tag: veteran’s day

Trump Idiot At Chili’s Makes America Great Again All Over Black Veteran

A new problem to worry about: Trump-inspired restaurant vigilantes.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut For Armistice Day And The Death Of America. So It Goes.

What would Kurt Vonnegut say about Donald Trump? He already said it.

Liberté, Égalité, Ménage À Trois: It’s Your Weekly Top Ten!

Oh HI, Wonkers, it is Sunday! You are probably hungover and stuff, but it's time for us to count down the top ten posts of the week and surprise, a couple of them are about the horrific terrorists attacks that...
Just as long as you don't major in philosophy.

Barack Obama Insults Veterans By Helping Them Go To College

Darn that elitist Barack Obama -- not only does he want to inflict higher education on all young people, he also wants to make it more available to veterans. Which is why he announced Wednesday, on Armistice Day and...
Blaspheme not the Name of Reagan

Veterans Day Is A Great Time To Buy Sarah Palin’s New Book, Remember Reagan

Merry Veteran's Day, patriots! And thanks a bunch to that one guy whose day it is. We owe you, buddy. Like Great American Hero and Historical Scholar Bristol Palin's ghostblogger says: On Veteran’s Day, it’s hard to know what to say, other...
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut For Armistice Day 2015. Hi-Ho.

When Nov. 11 rolls around, this quote from Breakfast of Champions gets dragged out of storage and put on display for the occasion of Kurt Vonnegut's birthday and Armistice/Veterans Day. But that's what remembrance and ceremony are for,...
Time to put that sucker out

Sad Confederates Demand Right To March In Enemy Nation’s Veterans Day Parade

Some idiot Confederate flag-humpers are feeling very, very oppressed after being denied a place in the Veterans Day parade in Tulsa, Oklahoma. So they've filed a discrimination complaint against the city for hurting their fee-fees. The group, which calls itself "Confederate Veterans...
Oh, that's ... nice?

Sheriff Joe Arpaio: Veterans Day Sadface : ( Edition

From the tweetosphere today, this puzzling image of Sheriff Joe serving cake to those who are serving time in one of his Monuments to Shame. Our only question: Is the cake made of half-spoiled bologna?
Why not just let the kids know what WW I was really about?

America-Hating Libs Murder Veterans Day Because They Fear Guns. Or Not.

Thank heavens we've got a good Culture War overlay for your Veterans/Armistice/Remembrance Day, America. According to a number of rightwing websites, the gun-hating (and hence Freedom-hating) liberals in charge of the Eau Claire, Wisconsin, School District have completely cancelled...
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut, Armistice Day 2014 Edition

When Nov. 11 rolls around, this quote from Breakfast of Champions gets dragged out of storage and put on display for the occasion of Kurt Vonnegut's birthday and Armistice/Veterans Day. But that's what remembrance and ceremony are for,...

Wingnut Wants Homeless Veterans To Stop Being Low-Lifes Milking Sympathy, Be Upstanding Like Him

Happy Veterans Day / Armistice Day / Kurt Vonnegut's birthday! Perhaps you have the day off of your "work," and are using your free time to trawl your Wonkette. (Don't forget to trawl HappyNiceTimePeople while you're at it, now...
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

It’s Not A Rerun, It’s A Tradition: Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut

When November 11 rolls around, this quote from Breakfast of Champions gets dragged out of storage and put on display for the occasion of Kurt Vonnegut's birthday and Armistice/Veterans' Day. God knows we've done it ourselves, too. But that's...

Fine Here Is Your Bloody Kurt Vonnegut

When November 11 rolls around, it's pretty common to see this Kurt Vonnegut quote about the date trotted out, and god knows we've done it ourselves a few times in the past ourselves. But it's an awesome quote anyway,...

The Google Desecrates Beloved U.S. Flag With Muslin Crescent Moon

That's odd. I clicked on the Google button on the AOL and it came up with a new picture. Why would they stick an American flag... OH NO. THEY DID IT SO THEY COULD STICK A CRESCENT MOON IN...