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Posts Tagged ‘vegas”’

FINALLY SOME DAMN ACKNOWLEDGMENT

Meghan You Should Twitter From Vegas!

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Oh come now, don’t mind us. We’re just a dumb smut blog that likes to take screen grabs for easy posts. Never stop keeping it real! NEVER! [Twitter]


HILLARY CLINTON

Hillary, Mittens Lead Big Vegas Polls

Friday, January 18th, 2008

mittkitchen.jpgIn a new Las Vegas Review-Journal poll, The Clintons lead Barry 41% to 32%, even though the Mexican dishwashers union likes Barry. John Edwards, who had been in a statistical tie with the two viable candidates, now only polls at 14%. (That’s what he gets for cheating on his wife, I suppose.) Among Republicans, Mittens leads McCain 34% to 19%, blah blah yeah. But Rudy, who had topped the previous R-J poll, now polls in sixth place. [Las Vegas Review-Journal]


REPUBLICANS

Oddsmakers Still Banking on That Loser Hillary

Monday, December 24th, 2007

gambling.jpgCrazy Vegas/European gamblerholics have been following the polls and Wonkette’s trenchant commentary closely to set odds for our next president. Some dude from Bloomberg News has aggregated the bookies’ thoughts, and he’s got Hillary at 3 to 1. It’s the first time Hillary’s faced 3 to 1 since that wild first year of marriage with Bill. MORE »


DEMOCRATS

The Most Important Debate of Our Time

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

really?The Demrats are back to debate each other, again, saying nothing, doing nothing, ugh. Why are these things two hours? And since this is from Vegas, how many trite segues involving Hold ‘Em will there be? These are some of the questions everyone stupid enough to watch this debate is asking. That, and how many attacks will not be directed at Hillary. They should all attack someone random, like Dodd. Attack Dodd all night! That would be amazing. MORE »


CONGRESS

The Vanishing Congressman

Monday, October 30th, 2006

Master Illusionist! - WonketteMaybe Jim Gibbons has a future doing magic tricks at one of those big Vegas showrooms. MORE »