Tag Archives: vegans

  the commentczar's in town

Deleted Comments: We Were Very Mean To Barack Obama And Those Girl Scouts And We Should Feel Bad

Dear Editor: I have had it up to here with playing second fiddle to a bunch of stupid marshmallow horses...
Beyond all the half-priced candy, one thing we like about going to the store after Christmas is the sudden arrival of pallets of storage supplies — it holds out the hope that if you just buy the right plastic bins, you’ll be free of all the clutter that’s built up during the year. And so we bring you our own efforts at cleaning out the muck: A bunch of detritus from the comments queue, which we now won’t have to think about any more. Let’s start with some people we have upset with our unwarranted cruelty. For some reason, our piece on Barack Obama wearing a tiara while taking a photo with some girl scouts rubbed a few people the wrong way, perhaps because we said wearing a tiara betrayed Barack Hussein Obama’s desire for absolute power. “Thea” took us to task for being so mean to a decent, honorable man: Read more on Deleted Comments: We Were Very Mean To Barack Obama And Those Girl Scouts And We Should Feel Bad…
  Suffer Even More Children

Vegan Fundamentalist Parents Let Baby Die To Please God

Oh no, it's the kittens
As you are no doubt aware, it is the official position of this mommyblog that vegans are the worst. Vegetarians, you can cook for, but vegans have to bring their own Tupperware container of organic sludge to the Wonkette Holiday party. And as Yr Editrix says, “Even more annoying than when vegans try to come to your house for dinner though is when vegans don’t take their dehydrated babies to the hospital,” and even worse than that is when vegans also don’t do medical care at all because they are Seventh Day Adventist extremists who won’t even take their baby to the hospital until he is almost dead, and then it’s too late to save him. So here’s a story to worry Libertarians everywhere: Read more on Vegan Fundamentalist Parents Let Baby Die To Please God…
  Sizzling Sharia

Internet Heroes Defend Vermont’s Bacon From Evil Muslim-Vegan Assault

Meat your maker
Back in August, Sneakers, a little bistro in Winooski, Vermont, put a little mock traffic sign in the flower bed in front of the restaurant: “Yield for Sneakers Bacon.” It wasn’t especially well-received by a woman who posted a message to an online community forum, saying that she was a “vegan and member of a Muslim household” and claiming that the sign was “insensitive and offensive to those who do not consume pork.” She noted that Winooski is a diverse community and made an impassioned case over the little sign: Read more on Internet Heroes Defend Vermont’s Bacon From Evil Muslim-Vegan Assault…
 

Meet Dennis Kucinich’s Hot Young Wife!

When you think of Dennis Kucinich and JRR Tolkien, you’re obviously thinking of hobbits, right? WRONG. You are supposed to be thinking about Kucinich’s hot young wife, a “6-foot-tall willowy redhead who has been compared to Arwen Evenstar, the Lord of the Rings character.” Read more on Meet Dennis Kucinich’s Hot Young Wife!…