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Old Handsome Joe Biden Calls Donald Trump A Idiot In Nicest Way Possible, Then Has Ice Cream

Did This Really Need To Be Chopped Into Six Clips? We Think Not!
Professional cum-sock.

Texas Attorney General Will Save North Carolina From Transgender Pee-Pee Monsters

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is sticking his dumb nose in where it doesn't belong, again.
OK not ALL the little children, according to Republicans.

Texas A-Hole Judge Makes Sure America’s Transgender Kids Treated Like Filth, The Way Jesus Intended

The judge has issued a nationwide injunction against Obama's guidelines on How To Be Nice To Trans Kids.

Attorney General Loretta Lynch ‘Bout To Have To Smack A Bunch More States Upside Their Heads

Oh look, a whole posse of bigot states are joining together to say 'EW TRANS PEOPLE'!

Sen. James Inhofe Wishes Transgender Folk Would Stop Peeing All Over His Neck

The trans folk are making Sen. Inhofe very pee-shy. ALLEGEDLY.

Attorney General Loretta Lynch So Excited About Kicking North Carolina In The Ass!

United States Attorney General Loretta Lynch is pissed off, y'all. After the Justice Department told North Carolina to fix its damn transgender bathroom law so it does not discriminate, and is in compliance with federal law (which actually supersedes...
Not nearly as stupid as everything he says

Ladies Named Cruz Think Ted Cruz Awesome For Ladies

When you think Ted Cruz, you think "feminist hero." OK, well, maybe first you think "punchy face." Then you think "Isn't he from Canada?" Then you think "Everyone hates him, LOL." Then you think about that time he scoffed at Jew...

Kentucky’s New Whacknut Governor Suing Planned Parenthood, For The Ladies

We have seen a lot of really dumb reasons for making conservative "pro-life" flared nostrils and GRRRRR noises at women's health clinics. And up until now, we might have said the gold medal for dumbest frickin' reason goes to...

Meet Kentucky’s New Cock-Fightin’ Teabaggin’ Gov. Matt Bevin!

Kentucky's a hell of a drug. Extra-crispy wingnut Matt Bevin was too crazy even for Republican primary voters to send him to the Senate in place of RINO Majority Leader Mitch McConnell in 2014, so the whole state decided Bevin...
Here's your gender card right here

Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell Is NOT Going To Vote For Hillary’s Vagina

Senate Majority Leader In Name Only Mitch McConnell (R-Literally A Tortoise) is not a big fan of the ladies. Oh, sure, he'll pretend he is, when he is running for re-election. He will try to make with the sweet...

Republican Ladies Have Own Equal Pay Bill, Aren’t They Just The Cutest Things?

Stop saying Republicans don't care about women! They do TOO care about women. Just because they keep trying to pass laws to restrict women's health care, and just because they suffer from verbal diarrhea about rape, and just because...
He rejected this ad idea, as you can see

Mitch McConnell Is Not An Animal, Mitch McConnell Is A Human Being!!!1!

Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell may not be a scientist, but he is a likable, funny human being-type person. Why, just look at all of his clever ads that prove it! Like this ad, where Mitch McConnell talks about ads. So...

Your Wonkette Field Guide To America’s New Sweetheart, Cathy McMorris Rodgers

So how about that State of the Union response, huh? No, not Mike Lee, though we're sure that was adorable. Nope, not Rand Paul. We couldn't even find his speech. The lady one. No, not the Spanglish-speaking one. The...

Nevada Sen. Dean Heller (R) Will Support Gay Non-Discrimination Bill ‘ENDA’ So It Can Go Die In House

Good news! Nevada Senator Dean Heller, a Republican, announced today that he will support the Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA), which would ban discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity, likely giving the bill the 60 votes...

Mitch McConnell’s Hero GOP Challenger Will Protect Your Constitutional Right To Beat Your Wife

Matt Bevin seems like a real nice guy. A graduate of MIT -- except that he isn't but whatev, that's just, like, semantics, man -- he is challenging Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell from the teabag wing of the Republican Party...

Old Handsome Joe Biden Slanders Neanderthals With Comparison To VAWA Opponents

Your Old Handsome Joe Biden hurt some sensitive fee-fees Thursday when he compared Republicans who held back reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act to early hominids, calling them "this sort of Neanderthal crowd" in the House. Advocates for...