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Posts Tagged ‘vast lonely right wing conspiracy’

Meet America’s Most Eligible Bachelor Hillary Hater

Friday, February 29th, 2008

They killed 1 million Arkansas state troopers!Hillary Clinton’s biggest enemy in all of Texas is 43-year-old Robert Morrow. He’s super angry and he lives alone in suburban Austin, where he spends all his time studying the many crimes and conspiracies of the Clintons. In his house, you’ll find “a lot of Ron Paul campaign material, a prominently displayed Hooters calendar and an 8-foot tall shelf packed with Clinton books.” And ladies? He’s single! MORE »