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Posts Tagged ‘vandalism’

Wikipedia Vandalism Proves Republicans Hate Harry Potter

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

potterrepublican.jpgAbove, some rakish Wikipedia vandal erases the entire entry for Harry Potter and replaces it with “Snape is the half-blood prince and kills Dumbledore.” This hilarious prankster’s IP address was logged, as in all Wikipedia edits, and it turns out it came from the Republican Party of Minnesota. This is just one of the many little treats revealed by a new site that lists all edits made by any organization you can think of whose offices have internet access. Wired is tracking the better ones, and here are some of our favorites: MORE »


Mike Gravel Aide in Second Life Vandalism Shocker

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

Fighting for you, the nerd - Wonkette“Second Life” is this internet thing that is kind of like The Sims but with more furries and anonymous strangers purchasing huge virtual genitalia with which to virtually penetrate one another. Also it’s a hotbed of modern politics! All sorts of political types have forced interns to make them Second Life headquarters, all of which are monitored by sexy human-animal hybrids and occasionally “vandalized” by nerds. But one candidate is outrageous enough to have his staff do the vandalizing themselves. The only truly outside-the-beltway candidate, a Washington outsider who’s not afraid to go after the entrenched special interests. After the jump, a Very Special Look at Mike Gravel’s Second Life Adventure.

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Nation Stunned by Anti-Polk Vandalism

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

Yeah, fuck you, Polk! - WonketteColumbia, Tennessee was the scene of a shocking, inconceivable attack on the memory of America’s most beloved pre-Civil War mullet-sporting President this week. The home of President James Knox Polk, the man who secured the Oregon Territory, caused and ended the Mexican-American war, and personally found gold in the Yukon or California or something, was vandalized by dangerous criminals. And it wasn’t the first time they’ve targeted Polk. MORE »


Once Again, New Media Blows the MSM Out of the Water

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

scooterwiki.jpgHa ha ha ha, Scooter’s first name is “Irve.” MORE »


Edwards HQ Cyber-Vandals: Non-Partisan Pranksters

Monday, March 5th, 2007

Despite the tragic whining on John Edwards’ blog, it turns out the cyber-virtual computer-world “Second Life” maniacs who let loose a “feces-spewing obscenity” on the handsome candidate’s cyber-virtual computer-world “Second Life” pretend campaign headquarters are not lonely Republican cyber activists.

The hit on Edwards’ HQ had nothing to do with politics and everything to do with making the intolerable boredom of “Second Life” sort of funny. Webzine 10 Zen Monkeys reveals the gang behind the hit is notorious for pulling dadaist pranks on the nervous cyber-avatars who spend all their time buying virtual penises and having furry conventions and virtual orgies on pretend nude beaches.

Meet the Patriotic Nigras: e-terrorists at large, after the jump.

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Iran Possesses Deadly “Paint” Technology

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

Seyyed Ali Borf was here - WonketteIran’s Revolutionary National Guard claimed to the media that a crack “commando” unit recently snuck up behind an American warship stationed in the Persian Gulf and, well, tagged it. They drew the kick-ass logo of the Iranian Revolutionary National Guard, which has a gun and a fist and some kind of AT&T globe. MORE »


National Institute of Health Division Bravely Edits Own Wikpedia Entry

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

Is that a wire hanger??? - WonketteThe National Institute on Drug Abuse, one of our nation’s most inept and evil agencies, is waging a war — a war on Wikipedia! MORE »


Vandal With Lots of Time on Hands Target Virgil Goode

Thursday, January 4th, 2007

Virginia's for lovers! - WonketteRep. Virgil Goode, last seen demanding the deportation of a Muslim fellow congressman then awkwardly shaking his anti-American hand, is now the victim of vandalism. Really classy vandalism. MORE »


Jean Schmidt’s Evil Twin Wants to Give You $500

Friday, July 7th, 2006


As a public service to our readers in Ohio, if your funds are a little low at the moment, you might want to lend a hand to Jennifer Black, better known as Congressthing Jean Schmidt’s evil twin. And it’s easy! All you have to do is find those meanies who keep defacing and/or destroying the pro-life signs on the grounds of the no-doubt ultraswanky Schmidt family farm. Heck, that doesn’t sound very hard: a couple of nights hiding in a field with a shotgun for five franklins? It’s like shooting cultural warrior fish in a barrel. And the opportunity to stand that close to Jean Schmidt’s shared gene pool? Heck, we’d do that for free. MORE »


Call For Submissions

Monday, January 30th, 2006