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DC’s Famous Arm Barber Will Trim The Goose Hairs On Your Pointer Finger, For A Modest Fee

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Never steal a samurai’s Xbox. Because he will Seppuku you, with his samurai sword… that he ordered from SkyMall… while studying electrical engineering at Johns Hopkins. [Washington Times] MORE »