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Posts Tagged ‘vampire squid’

VAMPIRICAL CREATURES OF THE DEEP

Dick Cheney Enjoying Retirement

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Gross old man.What does an ancient sea monster do when it’s finally free to shuffle out of its human skin-bag and return to the frigid bosom of the deep? Does it invade the corpse of a new host called “Liz Cheney,” or does it opt for more leisure time? YouTube has the answer.