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  Next They'll Be Letting People Vote

Now You Don’t Even Have To Go Broke Or Quit Your Job When You’re Sick, Thanks Obama

It's a great day for commies and mommies!
Here’s some good news: For the first time in years, fewer Americans are going broke due to medical bills, and it’s mostly because of Obamacare. On top of that, President Obama is pushing a proposal to require seven paid days of sick leave for all workers. It’s like we’re living in socialist Sweden already, isn’t it? Read more on Now You Don’t Even Have To Go Broke Or Quit Your Job When You’re Sick, Thanks Obama…
  Won’t someone please think of the white people?

Daily Caller: Never Forget That Black Lady Who Used To Be Blackness Czar Racisted A White General, With Racism

The REAL racists, obviously
Hot on the heels of the Helter-Skelter-provoking interview with Barack and Michelle Obummer in People magazine, in which they had the uppityness to claim that maybe being black maybe isn’t always a sunshine-and-daisies walk in the park in U.S. America, the always-sincere-and-genuine “journalists” at the Daily Caller have once again raised the tenor of the national conversation on race, by making it all about white people. Read more on Daily Caller: Never Forget That Black Lady Who Used To Be Blackness Czar Racisted A White General, With Racism…
  somebody's been hitting the penis wine

Rush Limbaugh Decides Valerie Jarrett Did Benghazi, Probably Under Telepathic Orders From Bo The Dog

The wingnut narrative on last year’s Benghazi attacks is starting to remind us of that Onion headline where all the Kennedy assassination conspiracy theories were simultaneously true. This latest Benghazi story sounds completely plausible: a right-wing blogger has been told by “confidential sources” that all the big decisions on Sept 11, 2012, were made by Barack Obama’s senior advisor Valerie Jarrett, who personally ordered the military to “stand down” and not blow up all the terrorists. The story also completely invents an AC-130 gunship that it says was sitting on the tarmac in Tripoli, ready to go, but was ordered not to attack. By a civilian advisor to the President. No, not that one, another one. Since the story is complete bullshit that is contradicted by the testimony of people who were actually involved, it was immediately repeated by Rush Limbaugh today. Read more on Rush Limbaugh Decides Valerie Jarrett Did Benghazi, Probably Under Telepathic Orders From Bo The Dog…
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Valerie Jarrett Just Making Up Badass Obama Quotes

In case you missed it in today’s New York Liberal Rag, we want to bring you a particularly interesting tidbit from an “oral history” of Obama’s first term, which has a far different meaning than when it refers to certain other presidents. It is a story from senior advisor (suspected communist) Valerie Jarrett, about a White House discussion on health care (formatted for extra readingosity): We’re sitting in the Oval Office, and the president asked [the legislative director] Phil Schiliro — who always could figure out what’s that third way — “Phil, what’s the third way?” Phil said, “Mr. President, unless you’re feeling lucky, I don’t know what the third way is.” And so the president gets up from his chair and he walks over and he looks out the window, and he says, “Phil, where are you?” Phil says, “I’m in the Oval Office.” He goes, “What’s my name?” Phil says, “President Obama.” He goes, “Of course I’m feeling lucky.” Beat that, Sorkin! Read more on Valerie Jarrett Just Making Up Badass Obama Quotes…
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Daily Caller: Barack Obama Such A Loser He Only Killed Bin Laden Once

OH NOEZ Barack H. Christ has not killed Osama Bin Laden dead often enough for the pleasant fellows of the Daily Caller, as their screaming headlines insist he let OBL go three times (before killing him). Let us hear their evidence, which is contradicted by every other instance of deep-dive reporting on the subject, and by somewhat more respected sources, such as anyone in the world who isn’t the Daily Caller! Read more on Daily Caller: Barack Obama Such A Loser He Only Killed Bin Laden Once…
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WingNutDaily Is Not Pleased With Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s Stealing All Its Vettenings

Uh oh, there is trouble in right-wing-asshole paradise! Look how mad WND is at Ghost Andrew Breitbart for stealing all its shit! This is the sound of a riding glove meeting a soft hairless cheek! Editor’s note: In 2008, WND thoroughly vetted President Obama’s radical background. Many of those original exclusive reports, almost entirely ignored by the establishment news media, currently are being utilized four years later by some media outlets in the lead up to this year’s presidential election. From now until election day, WND will present its original investigations into Obama and his radical ties with bonus updates. These reports are as important today as they were in 2008. Following is the first in a series of articles aimed at re-vetting Obama. Read more on WingNutDaily Is Not Pleased With Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s Stealing All Its Vettenings…
  dinner-party foul

Valerie Jarrett Commits Faux Pas At ‘Fancy Dinner!’

Four-star Army Gen. Peter Chiarelli — the No. 2 general in the U.S. Army — says he is absolutely not offended that Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett mistook him for a waiter at a fancy Washington dinner this week and asked him for a glass of wine. […] Read more on Valerie Jarrett Commits Faux Pas At ‘Fancy Dinner!’…
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Maureen Dowd Now Shouldering the White Man’s Burden

Hi, Black People! Famous New York Times griot Maureen Dowd has written an entire column about what you adorable (chocolate) Munchkins do and don’t need. She also helpfully defines who is and is not Black Enough! Let’s parse her latest masterpiece, which is titled “For Rich Old White Ladies Who Have Considered Suicide, When the Rainbow is Not Enuf.” Read more on Maureen Dowd Now Shouldering the White Man’s Burden…
  counterfactuals

OH, WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN: According to the testimony of some union thug, Rod Blagojevich thought that maybe he could appointed Secretary of Health and Human Services if he appointed close personal Obama friend Valerie Jarrett to the Senate. He came up with this idea after he specifically found out that Obama wanted Jarrett to be a White House advisor, so maybe Blago isn’t all that bright? But the important thing here is to try to imagine how the health care reform debate would have gone if Blagojevich were HHS secretary. Presumably for months now we would all have had a 100 percent free single-payer health insurance program, run by the mafia. [WP] Read more on …
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Obama Transition Team Reports That Obama Transition Team Did Nothing Wrong

The Obama camp’s internal investigation report about its contact with Blaggy’s office regarding the “fuckin’ valuable” Senate seat “thing” has been released. Written by Obama’s fancy lawyer, Greg Craig, the report comes in at a brisk 4.5 pages. No one on the Obama team, according to the Obama team report, ever discussed any sort of quid pro quo with Blaggy. Read more on Obama Transition Team Reports That Obama Transition Team Did Nothing Wrong…