Tag: valerie jarrett

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Fox News: Barack Obama Wants To Unpoison Flint’s Water Because He Is Racist, Q.E.D.

Damn those people in Flint, Michigan, with their fake poisoned water and their evil master plans to get more of The Blacks to vote for Democrats! What? You didn't know? Let's catch you up on what's going on in...
It's a great day for commies and mommies!

Now You Don’t Even Have To Go Broke Or Quit Your Job When You’re Sick, Thanks Obama

Here's some good news: For the first time in years, fewer Americans are going broke due to medical bills, and it's mostly because of Obamacare. On top of that, President Obama is pushing a proposal to require seven paid...
The REAL racists, obviously

Daily Caller: Never Forget That Black Lady Who Used To Be Blackness Czar Racisted A White General, With Racism

Hot on the heels of the Helter-Skelter-provoking interview with Barack and Michelle Obummer in People magazine, in which they had the uppityness to claim that maybe being black maybe isn’t always a sunshine-and-daisies walk in the park in U.S....

Rush Limbaugh Decides Valerie Jarrett Did Benghazi, Probably Under Telepathic Orders From Bo The Dog

The wingnut narrative on last year's Benghazi attacks is starting to remind us of that Onion headline where all the Kennedy assassination conspiracy theories were simultaneously true. This latest Benghazi story sounds completely plausible: a right-wing blogger has been...

Valerie Jarrett Just Making Up Badass Obama Quotes

In case you missed it in today's New York Liberal Rag, we want to bring you a particularly interesting tidbit from an "oral history" of Obama's first term, which has a far different meaning than when it refers to...

Daily Caller: Barack Obama Such A Loser He Only Killed Bin Laden Once

OH NOEZ Barack H. Christ has not killed Osama Bin Laden dead often enough for the pleasant fellows of the Daily Caller, as their screaming headlines insist he let OBL go three times (before killing him). Let us hear...

WingNutDaily Is Not Pleased With Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s Stealing All Its Vettenings

Uh oh, there is trouble in right-wing-asshole paradise! Look how mad WND is at Ghost Andrew Breitbart for stealing all its shit! This is the sound of a riding glove meeting a soft hairless cheek! Editor’s note: In 2008, WND...

Valerie Jarrett Commits Faux Pas At ‘Fancy Dinner!’

Four-star Army Gen. Peter Chiarelli -- the No. 2 general in the U.S. Army -- says he is absolutely not offended that Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett mistook him for a waiter at a fancy Washington dinner this week and...

Maureen Dowd Now Shouldering the White Man’s Burden

Hi, Black People! Famous New York Times griot Maureen Dowd has written an entire column about what you adorable (chocolate) Munchkins do and don't need. She also helpfully defines who is and is not Black Enough! Let's parse her...

OH, WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN: According to the testimony of some union thug, Rod Blagojevich thought that maybe he could appointed Secretary of Health and Human Services if he appointed close personal Obama friend Valerie Jarrett to the Senate....

Obama Transition Team Reports That Obama Transition Team Did Nothing Wrong

The Obama camp's internal investigation report about its contact with Blaggy's office regarding the "fuckin' valuable" Senate seat "thing" has been released. Written by Obama's fancy lawyer, Greg Craig, the report comes in at a brisk 4.5 pages. No...