Tag: valentines day

We write a lot about terrible restaurant customers; it's kind of our thing. We would venture to suggest ours is somewhat of an expert...

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got...

The birds are chirping and the salmons are sexing (somewhere probably) and love is in the air! That's because Sunday is Valentine's Day, and...

Dads are great. (Unless yours isn't.) They share wisdom. (Unless yours doesn't.) They go to your piano recitals, and they never fail to support...

This special potion is well-known in the Caribbean to give menfolk virility. It's hard to imagine a beverage better-suited for Valentine's Day, when we...

So it turns out Dr. James Dobson -- the conservative Bible-humper who founded pretty much all the greatest conservative Bible-humping groups, like Focus on the...

Remember in school when you got those sweaty palms and sweaty armpits and sweaty everything else before you gave your "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" valentine...

You know what says love? A gun says love. Just ask anyone who's in love with guns, like maybe Kathy Kieffer at TownHall: Forget roses....

Welcome to another Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we scrape our browser tabs for the stories that are too stoopid to ignore altogether...

We try not to delve too often into comments sections for material, because honestly. But this, the day after Valentine's Day, is one of...

We know you Wonkers are a persnickety lot, and man are you good at hate! But let's take a moment to give a Malbec-soaked...

See that lady? The one John Boehner is ignoring while being ignored by Michelle Obama? That is no lady, that is John Boehner's wife!...

Wonkers, please to have your Official Reminder that if you want romantic panties (with teeth!) for your damsel for Valentine's Day, you must order...

Wait, wait, we'll tell you all about Newt Gingrich's plans to get laid tonight in just a second -- that is what you all...

As we all know, First Lady Michelle Obama is a style icon, a champion of healthy eating, and a superhero. But she is also...

Egyptian military leaders say they are dissolving the pro-Mubarak parliament and suspending the constitution, with the intention (allegedly) of holding elections within the next...

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