Tag Archives: vaccinations

  Can We Afford To Let Obama Return From Overseas?

Wingnuts Pretty Sure It Was Illegals What Gave Measles To All Our Unvaccinated Kids

Too subtle?
Break out the ominous creepyscary music of your choice — we’re partial to Bernard Hermann ourselves — because it’s time to tell some scary horror stories about the California measles outbreak! So far, at least 78 confirmed cases have been disagnosed across 7 states and Mexico; 48 of those have been traced to Disneyland or Disney California Adventure since the outbreak was first identified, and public health officials say that the large number of unvaccinated people is a main cause of the virus’s widespread transmission. Read more on Wingnuts Pretty Sure It Was Illegals What Gave Measles To All Our Unvaccinated Kids…
  Nice time except for anti-vaxxers

Second Circuit Court: No, The Devil Did Not Make Your Vaccines

  Well, look who’s all “public health is still a thing!” A three-judge panel of the Second Circuit just upheld a New York state requirement that kids attending public schools must be vaccinated. Nice going, Second Circuit! But it is a tiny bit obnoxious that we are still discussing this issue, so let’s please grab onto some science and hang on to it really tightly! Read more on Second Circuit Court: No, The Devil Did Not Make Your Vaccines…
  Not your job

Hero Anti-Vaxxer Doctor: Go Ahead And Skip Your Kid’s Vaccines, Let Other Parents Be Responsible

Dr. Bob
It’s hard to believe, but some parents are pretty darned sure science is a hoax, and they’d prefer to take their medical advice from Jenny McCarthy, Not M.D. But Former Game Show Sidekick So Even Better! And the anti-vaccination movement is working out terrifically well so far, what with the skyrocketing rates of diseases once thought extinct and the occasional outbreak of measles among church members convinced vaccines are the devil’s semen, or whatever — although, after at least 10 people in a Texas congregation came down with a case of the gee-maybe-we-shouldn’t-reject-vaccines, they realized, upon a closer read of the Bible, that since The Jews “did not die out during the plague,” probably because they followed the biblical instructions on “how to be clean” and “disinfect,” maybe God wanted them to wash their hands, spay and neuter their cats, and VACCINATE THEIR GODDAMNED KIDS after all. Read more on Hero Anti-Vaxxer Doctor: Go Ahead And Skip Your Kid’s Vaccines, Let Other Parents Be Responsible…
  Today's False Equivalency Update

‘The Left’ Is Anti-Science Because Of Hippies, Says New Dumb Book

Hey, there, fellow leftists! Hope you’re all having a great day eating organic arugula, liberating lab animals from a university research facility, and withholding your children from getting vaccinated! Because it turns out that, despite the fairly well-documented dislike of science facts by many on the right, it’s really libruls who hate science, as the Moonie Times discovered when it spoke to Dr. Alex Berezow, a microbiologist and science blogger who just happens to have co-authored a book on that very subject, Science Left Behind: Feel-Good Fallacies and the Rise of the Anti-Scientific Left. It’s apparently a kind of reply to Chris Mooney’s 2006 The Republican War on Science; we will happily admit to not having read either one. So is this another case of Both Sides Do It, then? Let us “examine” the “evidence” and “form” a “conclusion”! Read more on ‘The Left’ Is Anti-Science Because Of Hippies, Says New Dumb Book…
  children are easy targets because they are slow

CIA Fake Vaccinated Children In Order To Capture Bin Laden

Your beloved Central Intelligence Agency has been caught running around the world trying to inject brown children with dirty syringes again. Is everyone impressed? That is the kind of creativity your nation uses to “keep the peace” in this world, by setting traps for small humans who merely thought they were being vaccinated. This is bound to be excellent public relations for the many global health programs that strive to improve early childhood mortality rates: Read more on CIA Fake Vaccinated Children In Order To Capture Bin Laden…