Tag: uzbekistan

Has the CIA tried shouting 'Shazam!'?

3 U.S.-icans Arrested Trying To Join ISIS, Probably Time To Panic Now

Oh dear god, it's not just Minnesota teenagers anymore! Three grown-up people have been arrested in New York and Florida in an attempted plot to go to Turkey and fight for ISIS in Syria. The Associated Press rather drily...

Gulnara Karimova, Dictator’s Daughter, Getting Dicked Around By Daddy

Gulnara Karimova, favorite daughter of boil-'em-alive Uzbekistan dictator Islam Karimov, is an interesting girl chock-full of ambition, beauty, and grace! She's a: pretend fashion designer of child-slave-labor-cotton clothing; pretend partner of Swiss jewelry company Chopard; failed pop star of songs that gay...

Gay Men Goo-Goosh All Over Dictator’s Daughter, Unaware They’d Be Imprisoned in Her Country

Our dear old friend Gulnara Karimova and her daddy-o, Uzbekistan's dictator Islam Karimov, are up to their usual mafiosi behavior, like torturing poets who mock them. But the much-hated (by her own people) multi-careerist continues trying desperately to gain...

Dictator’s Daughter Gulnara Karimova Buying Her Pop-Ularity

Wonkette's favorite dictator's daughter, Uzbekistan's Gulnara Karimova, has been laying low since the embarrassment of her failed New York fashion launch and the online kerfuffle about her relationship with Susan G. Komen's Race for the Cure. It looks like...

Susan G. Komen and The Dictator’s Daughter Had A Lovely Cure For The Race

We were all waiting with bated breath to see how things went for Susan G. Komen and their best bud Gulnara Karimova, the Dictator's daughter and the Terror of Tashkent, in the May 1 Race for the Cure in...

Susan G. Komen Parboils The Truth With Dictator’s Daughter Denials

The Susan G. Komen Foundation tried desperately to distance itself yesterday from the slight to-do that erupted after they partnered with Gulnara Karimova, the Dictator’s Daughter. How’d that go? Pfhhht. Komen wrote on its blog and told Registan’s Nathan...

The Life And Loves Of Susan G. Komen’s Newest Bosom Buddy, Gulnara Karimova

In case you were worried that we were a bit harsh with our love letter to Susan G. Komen Foundation's newest bosom buddy and budding dictatoresse Gulnara Karimov -- the 'most hated woman in Uzbekistan'! -- we decided to...

Susan G. Komen Foundation In Hot Sexy Hook-Up With Dictator’s Daughter

The Susan G. Komen Foundation has been so busy trying to abort their corporate image and stem the (menstrual) flow of their profits, they may have forgotten to do the proper amount of VETTENING of their spanking new breast-saving...

Ask Herman Cain a Foreign Policy Question And He’ll Respond In Tongues

Pizza shill vanity campaigner Herman Cain has inexplicably not yet exhausted his six seconds of GOP presidential field relevancy, so we must listen to him doing this thing... speaking in tongues here, in an interview, in a dark cave?...

Not Red States Or Blue States But Former Soviet States

ROBOT Magazine February centerfold Nate Silver has predicted that Slumdog Millionare will be the new senator from Minnesota. Republicans are telling slanderous lies about Nevadan God of Impotence Harry Reid's high-speed casino-to-Hollywood ambitions. Michelle Obama has bought the...