Orrin Hatch wants more serious research on medical uses for marijuana, and he'll toke no excuses. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
Cops will surely learn from this horrific incident. They'll learn to have more body cam 'malfunctions.'
Cop wants blood sample from unconscious accident victim. Nurse explains he can't have blood sample, and why. Cop busts nurse for gettin' mouthy.
Maybe that guy with the hockey mask will give us a ride.
What has a bad looking face and MIGHT be a hypocrite? Ding ding ding, it's Jason Chaffetz!
If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.
Beautiful vistas, like doctor visits, are for people who can afford them.
More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!
Jason Chaffetz is being offensive again, and we aren't even talking about his face!
He is sorry if you are offended by this, you weirdo who hates freedom.
Now he wants criminal charges against the IT guy who set up Hillary's server, because why not?
Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?
You are all jealous! Jason Chaffetz looks good!
Couldn't have happened to a slimier bastard.
Is Kellyanne Conway's Bill-Clinton-suing husband going to be the next solicitor general? Gee, that would be greeeeat. Your morning news brief!
Porn companies step into the breach to teach Utahns sex stuff.