Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.
Paul LePage vetoed Medicaid expansion five times. He can't veto this!
Congratulations, Katy! You're married now, Katy! The Fake News Media won't report it but it's true, Katy!
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
Oh, the children? They actually FORGOT ABOUT the children.
Orrin Hatch wants more serious research on medical uses for marijuana, and he'll toke no excuses. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
Cops will surely learn from this horrific incident. They'll learn to have more body cam 'malfunctions.'
Cop wants blood sample from unconscious accident victim. Nurse explains he can't have blood sample, and why. Cop busts nurse for gettin' mouthy.
Maybe that guy with the hockey mask will give us a ride.
What has a bad looking face and MIGHT be a hypocrite? Ding ding ding, it's Jason Chaffetz!
If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.
Beautiful vistas, like doctor visits, are for people who can afford them.
More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!
Jason Chaffetz is being offensive again, and we aren't even talking about his face!