UT operative Bobby Knight is drunkenly sending us camphone pictures from the big Obama rally and the big debate-party drunkfest at Austin landmark Scholz Garten, which is the oldest place in the world to get drunk, or something. Let’s try to identify people or things! MORE »

Did you know the whole Iran-White House thing is a big scam because both Bush and Ahmadinejad answer to the same boss, Satan? Well it could be true, as proven by this Conspiracy Planet photo comparison showing both unloved presidents doing the HAIL SATAN gesture. We’ve often posted pictures of Bush Junior worshiping his father in hell, but this is the first time we’ve seen Iranian McBeardy guy rocking the Heavy Metal Hands — and check him out, all double-barreled and whatnot. MORE »