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Posts Tagged ‘ussr’

Bush/Paulson’s New Communist America Can’t Even Fix Housing Collapse

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Yes, tomorrow is finally here.Turns out we didn’t need “stealth socialist” Barack Obama to pervert capitalist America into a crumbling nationalized economy run in private by a dome-skulled kleptocracy as our nation’s battered military wastes away in the forgotten bummer of a civil war in Afghanistan. WAIT A MINUTE that is exactly what happened in the Soviet Union! And the so-called Republicans did it, because they are Fiscal Socialists! MORE »


American Airlines Knows Truth About Cold War NEVER ENDING

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Wonkette airlines operative “Maria” was trying to book a lovely vacation to Democratic Russia, but American Airlines does not know what that country is. It does, however, know that the USSR still exists, as well as Yugoslavia. Why doesn’t the Main Stream Media report this?


Invisible Law Stays Invisible, Sez Supreme Court

Monday, January 8th, 2007

And you can't tell me what the proper channels are, because that's classified information?  - WonketteIn our brave new era of Imperial Stormtroopers marching in the Rose Bowl Parade and people put in prison forever for no reason, it’s no surprise that the Supreme Court declined to get involved in the 9th Circuit’s refusal to reveal the secret invisible law that requires us to show I.D. at the airport. MORE »


Today We’re All Russian-Japanese-1970s-WWII Communists

Thursday, January 4th, 2007


So one of the two very similar political parties wins control of the Congress again because overwhelming majorities of Americans are sick of killing U.S. kids in Iraq, welfare-state big-government spending, crippling national debt and deficits, and Republican politicians who strangle their prostitutes and have gay sex with children. But what does it all mean? MORE »


Kremlin Critic Killed by Comic Fans

Friday, December 15th, 2006

In Soviet Russia, copyright infringes you! - WonketteWe’d like to put forth the hypothesis that dissident Kremlin critic Alexander Litvinenko was poisoned not by the FSB/KGB, but by Russia’s other secret intelligence organization, the Main Intelligence Directorate (or GRU). MORE »