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Turns out we didn’t need “stealth socialist” Barack Obama to pervert capitalist America into a crumbling nationalized economy run in private by a dome-skulled kleptocracy as our nation’s battered military wastes away in the forgotten bummer of a civil war in Afghanistan. WAIT A MINUTE that is exactly what happened in the Soviet Union! And the so-called Republicans did it, because they are Fiscal Socialists! MORE »

Wonkette airlines operative “Maria” was trying to book a lovely vacation to Democratic Russia, but American Airlines does not know what that country is. It does, however, know that the USSR still exists, as well as Yugoslavia. Why doesn’t the Main Stream Media report this?

In our brave new era of Imperial Stormtroopers marching in the Rose Bowl Parade and people put in prison forever for no reason, it’s no surprise that the Supreme Court declined to get involved in the 9th Circuit’s refusal to reveal the secret invisible law that requires us to show I.D. at the airport. MORE »

So one of the two very similar political parties wins control of the Congress again because overwhelming majorities of Americans are sick of killing U.S. kids in Iraq, welfare-state big-government spending, crippling national debt and deficits, and Republican politicians who strangle their prostitutes and have gay sex with children. But what does it all mean? MORE »

We’d like to put forth the hypothesis that dissident Kremlin critic Alexander Litvinenko was poisoned not by the FSB/KGB, but by Russia’s other secret intelligence organization, the Main Intelligence Directorate (or GRU). MORE »