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Posts Tagged ‘usps’

WHITE HOUSE

R2D2 Smuggling Death Star Plans From White House

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

Old people don't trust the R2D2 mailbox, for OBVIOUS REASONS - WonketteThe U.S. Postal Service’s latest bold plan to avoid delivering mail has come to Washington. That’s right, nerds: There are mailboxes clumsily disguised as the world’s most beloved robot friend! MORE »


FUNNY PICTURES

Useless Mailboxes Disguised As Helpful Robot Friends

Thursday, March 15th, 2007

Fix me up another gin & tonic, Artoo - Wonkette
In honor of Lucasfilm buying off the U.S. Postal Service for a promotional stunt, 400 mailboxes have been decorated with shrink wrap that vaguely resembles the possibly fictional droid R2D2. A few of these “Star Wars” mail receptacles will be placed in 200 cities so we can all dream of a postal service run by cute helpful tireless servants rather than surly incompetent civil servants. MORE »


CANADA

First, They Came For Our Inert Grenades

Tuesday, December 26th, 2006

inertgrenades.jpgThis Holiday season, the United States Postal Service shit all over American Christians. Apparently, we’re not allowed to mail grenades to Canada anymore. MORE »