Tag: USA! USA!

Royal British Baby Cheaper Than American Regular Babies Because Free Market Is Always Right

America is the best country in the world for reasons that we've gone over many times before. Our Vice Presidents shoot people in the face for no reason. We make and deploy sky robots all over the world to...

Uncle Sam Wants YOU! To Stop Sexually Assaulting People

Is everyone in the entire United States military so busy sexually assaulting each other -- ALLEGEDLY -- that they can't do their jobs, like, say, preventing sexual assault in the military? It sure seems that way. Last week, we...

Ron Paul Just Doesn’t Get Why The GOP Can’t Let Him Have Everything

Remember when we told you about all of those “factions” that the GOP has created and is now desperately trying to control and is whining about to the New York typists? Some of them, as it turns out, are...