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Royal British Baby Cheaper Than American Regular Babies Because Free Market Is Always Right

America is the best country in the world for reasons that we’ve gone over many times before. Our Vice Presidents shoot people in the face for no reason. We make and deploy sky robots all over the world to kill people who didn’t even do anything. And our testicles are so big that they can’t even fit in our pants all the time and have to dangle unimpeded from the trailer hitches of our enormous trucks. Clearly, Americans are awesome. Probably we are awesome because our babies cost more money than babies anywhere else on earth and the free market thus blesses us from the day we are born. Our babies even cost more than the new royal baby, whose market value at this point is only a paltry $15,000: Read more on Royal British Baby Cheaper Than American Regular Babies Because Free Market Is Always Right…
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Ron Paul Just Doesn’t Get Why The GOP Can’t Let Him Have Everything

Remember when we told you about all of those “factions” that the GOP has created and is now desperately trying to control and is whining about to the New York typists? Some of them, as it turns out, are easier to control than others. Like Ron Paul fans, who will not be placated because Ryan references the gold standard and because people shout “USA! USA!” at them whenever they try to nominate their candidate. What do they think this is, a political convention wherein members of their party nominate candidates of their choice according to a set of fixed rules and regulations? No, it is not anything like that; it is a teevee show of a coronation, and it’s Mitt’s Time. Read more on Ron Paul Just Doesn’t Get Why The GOP Can’t Let Him Have Everything…