• THE FREE MARKET, IT WORKS!: All of you gossip hounds probably know this already, but the website for popular celebrity magazine Us Weekly is actually “UsMagazine.com,” whereas “UsWeekly.com” is, well, an anti-Obama smear site. Oh it’s talking about liberation theology… oh my. [The Frisky]

Tired of Ashley Kristen Alexandra Dupre yet? Us too! But not US Magazine! The celebrity weekly has about a thousand pictures of Eliot Spitzer’s allegedly high-class hooker, and they’re all about as bad as this one, and we think the official title of this set is “The Official Seal of the Great State of New Jersey.” Remember that picture of a pretty young Ashley/Kristen in a bikini on a yacht? That was apparently taken in 1978. [US Magazine]

St. Barack of Obama spoke to trashy supermarket tabloid US Weekly! They asked him a bunch of dumb questions — the stuff of interest to, we imagine, US Weekly readers — and he sort of held his nose and half-answered them. But what kind of underwear does our handsomest president prefer? MORE »