Tag: u.s. constitution

ryan c, man's pocket Constitution says this is some bullshit, man.

Cliven Bundy’s ‘Legal Idiot’ Son Ryan Running For Governor Of Nevada Legal Idiots

No, they never will go away. Why would they ever go away?

Deleted Comments: From Hell’s Heart I Stab At Thee! I Will Never Stop Until Wonkette Debates Me!

The 2nd Amendment is the law of the land, so protesting guns is treason. Cool story, bro.


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Judge Rules Feds Actually DID Do Tyranny To Bundy Clan, Sets Em All Free With Bundy-Style Prejudice

Dingbat walks free, certain that he's blessed because the feds screwed up.
The Dark Knight has a lot of problems with you NRA people

ACLU: No Bringing Guns To A Free Speech Fight

Winning an argument with a gun is cheating.

Elegant Gentlewoman Michele Fiore To Bring Guns, Boobs To Las Vegas City Council Race

Our second-favorite one-L Michele is planning a triumphant return to Nevada politics!
North Dakota troublemakers still making trouble

Good News! ‘Democracy Now!’ Host Amy Goodman Won’t Go To Jail For Doing Reporter Stuff

Stupid First Amendment even covers troublemaking journalists. Who knew?
Why's everybody always picking on him? He's a winner!

Tyrant Barack Obama Warns Trump Is The Real Deal

President Obama's speech at the DNC Wednesday offered some thoughts on who the un-American candidate in this election is. It's the guy who has a list of demands, not policy proposals.

Let’s Watch Elizabeth Warren Give Donald Trump A Wedgie And Take His Lunch Money

Elizabeth Warren tore Donald Trump yet another new one in her speech to the American Constitution Society Thursday. And as always, it was glorious.
Freedumb fighter

Michele Fiore At War With Pussy Nevada Cops Who Lack The Balls To Let Her Shoot Them

Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore is sick and tired of people misunderstanding her important thoughts about the need to shoot federal agents who aren't really cops. A while back, she did a teevee interview in which she said it's perfectly...
E Plebnista!

Ted Cruz Wishes Public Schools Would Stop Being So Communist

Ted Cruz has a sad about the sorry state of education in these once-great United States of America, and it is that the schools are manufacturing Bolsheviks. The problem, as stated succinctly by Cruz ally and rightwing radio host...
Image stoled from Wonkette Operative 'Little Bear'

Sundays With The Militias: How One Smart Cowboy Beats The Whole Federal Gummint

We have learned a very important lesson about book reviewing! You should never, ever write a two-part book review unless you've written both parts ahead of time! Or if you're doing a weekly series, of course. But here we...
Nature is so beautiful. Can't wait to cut it all down!

Oregon Militia Couple Celebrates ‘Take Your Daughters To Armed Insurrection’ Day

In a touching story that proves patriotism is a family value, Oregon Public Broadcasting confirmed Friday there are at least two young children staying at the Bundy Militia Insurge-O-Ree in eastern Oregon, where militants have taken over the Malheur...
But officer, this is a sovereign truck!

Oregon Militia Idiot Steals Gubmint Truck For Vital Snack Run, Goes Directly To Jail

As the Great Big Bundy Militia Freedom Standoff slouches into its second week, there are signs that the Many Moron Marchers are growing either bolder, stupider, or both. Exhibit A: Oregon State Police arrested one of the brave freeloader...
Of course, in the REAL Old West, lawmen often confiscated your guns while you were in town

NRA Goon Challenges Obama To Friendly Shooting Match About Guns

A week after pussing out on the chance to show up at CNN's "town hall" discussion of guns, where President Obama cruelly taunted them for bravely running away, the National Rifle Associated has issued its own challenge to debate...
Shopped? Probably not, but who knows?

GOP Candidates Promise To Shoot Gun Control Right Between The Eyes

Since nobody actually watched the GOP undercard debate Thursday (at least, not sober), most people probably missed the evening's most insistent reality denial on guns. Fox Business anchor Trish Regan mentioned Barack Obama's recent executive action to slightly expand...