Tag: u.s. constitution

Deleted Comments: Are All You Diversity Supremacists Inbread Or Just Jewish?

Oh, what a lovely little Shitferbrains we have for you today, Wonkers! It's full of some of the most original trolling we've ever seen, and... OK, actually, it's the same derp as ever, albeit with at one new attempt...
One's a rubber-faced novelty item that became a fad for no good reason. The other's a doll.

Deleted Comments: Attack Of Multi-Troll Almost Distracted Us From Arizona Legislator’s Furry Saga

Is our trolls learning? Probably not. But hey, how about this rightwing Arizona lady who came to appreciate furries?

Texas Leads Lawsuit To Kill DACA, Since America Isn’t Cruel Enough Yet

Federal courts protecting DREAMers? Red states to the rescue!

Deleted Comments: You Know What Causes School Shootings? Porn And Not Loving The Founders.

In which we learn that the true mark of an educated American is meeting the arbitrary demands of a guy in the comments.

How Are Rightwing Jerks Lying About Florida School Shooting Survivors Today?

Who would lie about a kid who survived a mass shooting? Trick question! She's a crisis actor and there WAS no mass shooting!

Deleted Comments: Guess Abortion Got Outlawed And We Completely Missed It

Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things!
ryan c, man's pocket Constitution says this is some bullshit, man.

Cliven Bundy’s ‘Legal Idiot’ Son Ryan Running For Governor Of Nevada Legal Idiots

No, they never will go away. Why would they ever go away?

Deleted Comments: From Hell’s Heart I Stab At Thee! I Will Never Stop Until Wonkette Debates Me!

The 2nd Amendment is the law of the land, so protesting guns is treason. Cool story, bro.

Deleted Comments: I DONT USE CAP LOCKS, I HOLD THE SHIFT KEY BITCH.

Time for our weekly dip into the Derp Locker to see what sorts of smartdroppings our dissatisfied customers have left for us!

Judge Rules Feds Actually DID Do Tyranny To Bundy Clan, Sets Em All Free With Bundy-Style Prejudice

Dingbat walks free, certain that he's blessed because the feds screwed up.
The Dark Knight has a lot of problems with you NRA people

ACLU: No Bringing Guns To A Free Speech Fight

Winning an argument with a gun is cheating.
STAY OFF HER NAKEDNESS AREA, YOU TRANSGENDERS.

Elegant Gentlewoman Michele Fiore To Bring Guns, Boobs To Las Vegas City Council Race

Our second-favorite one-L Michele is planning a triumphant return to Nevada politics!
North Dakota troublemakers still making trouble

Good News! ‘Democracy Now!’ Host Amy Goodman Won’t Go To Jail For Doing Reporter Stuff

Stupid First Amendment even covers troublemaking journalists. Who knew?
Why's everybody always picking on him? He's a winner!

Tyrant Barack Obama Warns Trump Is The Real Deal

President Obama's speech at the DNC Wednesday offered some thoughts on who the un-American candidate in this election is. It's the guy who has a list of demands, not policy proposals.

Let’s Watch Elizabeth Warren Give Donald Trump A Wedgie And Take His Lunch Money

Elizabeth Warren tore Donald Trump yet another new one in her speech to the American Constitution Society Thursday. And as always, it was glorious.
Freedumb fighter

Michele Fiore At War With Pussy Nevada Cops Who Lack The Balls To Let Her Shoot Them

Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore is sick and tired of people misunderstanding her important thoughts about the need to shoot federal agents who aren't really cops. A while back, she did a teevee interview in which she said it's perfectly...