Walnuts’ new ad, “Dome,” warns the American people that Barack Obama will grow the size of the actual U.S. Capitol to cover the whole eastern seaboard. He will do this with steroids. And then this Obama will go to your house and FUCKING SMOTHER YOUR WHITE CHILDREN TO DEATH. Ha ha, good! All kids deserve to die. [YouTube]

A U.S. Capitol Police officer investigating the recent wave of Hill fires has been transferred for poor work performance, according to a source. The source claims that the relieved investigator was “on at least one of the fires… a half hour late to the scene.” At his new location, presumably, he will always be on time when senators are burning. [Fox News]