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Posts Tagged ‘urine’

FOR SHAME

Pete Stark Has No Desire To Pee On This Old Wingnut

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

What happens when insane old men of competing political stripes, neither with any filtering capabilities, converse? PEE PEE RAGE. Here is comical Democratic Rep. Pete Stark, who has been proudly insulting constituents and colleagues for about 40 years, taking a question at a recent town hall from a standard-issue old wingnut — a frequent suckler of Medicare, to be sure — complaining about how Medicare is a terrible program and why does Pete Stark want to give more terrible government health care to people hmm? “Mr. Congressman, don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining,” the wry wingnut declares, to which Stark responds, “I wouldn’t dignify you by peeing on your leg, it wouldn’t be worth wasting the urine.” Ha ha. And then there are like 8 minutes left in the video so god knows what else happens; we have more posts to write… [Glenn Thrush]


URINE TROUBLE

Jersey City Dem Pees All Over D.C. Nightclubbers

Monday, November 10th, 2008

Whiz kidOnce upon a time there was a city called “Jersey City,” and people moved there to live when Manhattan got too expensive. A gentleman politician from this fine city made headlines this weekend when he urinated in a grand and public fashion on a crowd of people in Washington D.C. MORE »