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Posts Tagged ‘urination’

Sniper ‘Empties Intestinal Canal’ Instead Of Protecting George Bush!

Monday, April 7th, 2008

He is pissing on all of AmericaGeorge Bush visited Russian President Vladimir Putin this weekend and made all of his rented buses dismantle their back seats and put “strange black boxes” there. And when he arrived by plane, one of the snipers stationed around the airport to ward off gunfire from enemies did a surprising thing! MORE »


San Diego City Council Candidate Jerks Off In Public

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Former San Diego City Councilman John Hartley, who served from 1989 to 1993 and is strangely running again this year, took a break from the campaign trail yesterday. He did so by peeing in a cup and masturbating like a clown, in public, in the middle of the afternoon. There were two witnesses to the event, and they have now seen a 65-year-old politician masturbating on a street. [San Diego Union-Tribune]