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Urban Outfitters Will Definitely Not Be Selling Newtown-Themed Rompers

Seems tasteful enough
Here’s a pretty good marketing scheme: Sell classic university-logo sweatshirts that have been naturally weathered, so they look all old-fashioned n’ stuff. Like that Kent State shirt up top, only $129 from Urban Outfitters. It’s pretty cool, unless maybe you give the photo a few nanoseconds of thought and wonder what the fuck a bright crimson stain on a KENT STATE shirt might call to mind. Read more on Urban Outfitters Will Definitely Not Be Selling Newtown-Themed Rompers…
 

‘One Million Moms,’ Fresh Off Victory Over Ellen Degeneres, Has New Lesbos In Sights

Two chicks are totally macking hard in Urban Outfitters’ new catalog, and the funtime gals over at “One Million Moms” are having a total ladyboner! You may remember One Million Moms for their yeoman’s service in getting laughed at by Ellen Degeneres for all the world to see, but they are not just taking their well-earned victory and shutting up shop. No, where there are lesbians, there will be One Million Moms, shouting the benefits of vaginal dryness! Read more on ‘One Million Moms,’ Fresh Off Victory Over Ellen Degeneres, Has New Lesbos In Sights…