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The Snake Oil Bulletin: ‘Wi-Fi Suicide’ Would Make a Great Band Name

Salutations, readers! We got us a big ole newsdump shipped in from out east past the Mississippi. Let's not mince any words jibber-jabberin' because we got us a psychic time traveler back for another story! Yee-haw! Even MORE Details Emerge...

Your Wonket Drinky Thing Non-Kickstarter Update (Behold Your New Prizes)

Well you little sweetling lover liver lumps! You have already sent almost $2000 for beer and shit for our nationwide tour of dive bars, to see you, our beloved Wonkers! Frankly? For some of you it seemed like it...

Dick Cheney Still Not Apologizing To That Guy He Shot

Considering Dick Cheney no longer has a pulse, one would think he would want to reflect back on his life and try to right any wrongs. Except this is Dick Cheney we're talking about, a man who has never...

Remember When These Christians Prayed To This Golden Bull?

These supposed Christians made a mockery of their faith in October, when they cavorted about this golden idol of mammon, the Molten Calf of Wall Street, because obviously the best way to head off a global recession is to...