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• From the people that brought you Butterstick comes the next great thing that’ll improve your life: the SmartTrip Dissection! [DCist] MORE »

Last week, Wonkette asked “Who’s selling the ‘Butterstick’ t-shirts and where can we get one?” Well, now we know. And while they seem to be acting, oh, so coy about it, it looks to us that they’re coming via the folks that coined the name in the first place–but in a nice touch, all profits from the sales are going directly to the good people at FONZ. So everybody wins! Except the Chinese, of course, who’ll be getting a panda named after one of the crappiest Rush songs ever. — DCEIVER MORE »

We’re hopping on another gay-friendly blogger campaign: Name that panda “Butterstick”! Unrequited Narcissism goes through the outstanding reasons for christening the little fella after our favorite fatty spread, the best being, “We’ve got a graphic, which means that soon CafePress will be disgorging butterstick promotional gear by the truckload.” (Heh. “Disgorging buttesticks.” I think have the first Disgorging Buttersticks 7-inch.) MORE »

• The D.C. bat-belt. [Unrequited Narcissism] MORE »