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Posts Tagged ‘unpreparedness dept.’

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Baltimore Football Fans Cheer Total Destruction of Indianapolis

Monday, May 14th, 2007

Don't worry, we'll get you back to the dinner theater in no time - WonketteShocking news: the government is unprepared for a major terrorist attack. With most of the National Guard busy inspiring new terrorists overseas, our nation’s large midwestern cities remain vulnerable to attacks that would never actually happen because what Islamo-fascist has even heard of Indiana? MORE »