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HAPPILY NO SMALL ANIMALS WERE KILLED  3:15 pm September 22, 2012

Herman Cain Says He’d Be Doing Better Than Loser Mitt Romney, Because Of Deep Thoughts

by Doktor Zoom

Chronic zipper-fumbling opportunist Herman Cain, possibly smelling blood in the water, briefly resurfaced late last week to tell reporters covering his speech at the University of Florida that he would likely have a “substantial lead” over President Obama if he’d been the Republican nominee. As our recent review of a book advocating Southern secession indicates, [...]

GIVE THEM BACK THEIR THUMBS  7:27 pm July 26, 2011

Hero Creationists Fight Evolution With Vandalism To Biology Teachers’ Cars

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Dinosaur Wars 2011 brings you this update from Gainesville, Florida, where creationist wingnuts are attacking the vehicles of University of Florida biology professors with religious pamphlets and rusty nails, because that’s how you formulate an argument if you’re an idiot. Or… we don’t know, maybe it’s secretly clever, because these individual specimens are among the [...]


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