Tag: university of chicago

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 26, 2016

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University Of Chicago Cancels Classes Under Credible Threat Of Second Amendment

Classes were cancelled Monday at the University of Chicago due to a "specific anonymous threat of gun violence," reports the New York Times. It's not immediately clear why the school didn't simply man up and issue handguns to all...
Empty-headed fool.

Ben Carson: If The Jews Had Guns, The Holocaust Might Not Have Turned Out So :(

Ben Carson is apparently no longer content to tour American disaster sites, read the names off of memorials, and call all the victims pussies for failing to stand up to the bad guys, with guns. So now he has...

How Is Obama Murdering Ronald Reagan With His Bare Black Hands Today?

Hey, did you guys hear this not at all completely hypothetical and fictional and made up (that is what "fictional" means) story about how Barack Obama is personally going to tear down Ronald Reagan's childhood home with his bare...